PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda comes into a darkened arena with his song building. BRAVEHEART kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Klice
vs
Anaconda

201 cm
31
275 lbs
26 - 12 - 1

204 cm
38
279 lbs
42 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Crippler\'s Corner
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klice misses with a jab, cross combination.
Anaconda connects with an inside leg kick.
Anaconda lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Good shot there by Anaconda.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klice throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Klice takes a jab right on the kisser.
Klice misses the body punch
and Anaconda counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Anaconda throws out the jab.
Anaconda jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Anaconda throws a jab but it's blocked by Klice.
Anaconda misses with a hook
and Anaconda takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A clash of legs there as Klice blocks the low kick.
Anaconda works Klice's body with a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Klice. Anaconda does a little dance to reset his feet.
Klice lands a body shot.
Anaconda catches Klice with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Klice avoids the head kick by Anaconda.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anaconda counters with a nice uppercut.
Klice defending well as Anaconda loads up on a big left hand.
Simbo Klice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anaconda attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Klice lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anaconda at a distance.
Klice doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Klice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Klice scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Klice uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anaconda.
Klice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anaconda manages to avoid it.
Klice avoids the head kick by Anaconda.
Klice takes a swing at Anaconda's ribcage but misses.
Anaconda swings away with a body shot that misses
and Klice counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Anaconda misses with a body shot.
Klice takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Klice doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with a head kick.
Anaconda throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Klice is looking to wear down Anaconda with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Anaconda scores with a sloppy right hand. Klice should have avoided that one.
Nice shot lands for Klice.
Anaconda keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klice.
Klice misses with a body shot.
Klice misses the shot to the body.
Klice misses with a double jab
enabling Anaconda to counter with a crisp jab.
Klice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anaconda lands a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Klice.
Klice misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Anaconda counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
Klice lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Klice lands with a thumping leg kick.
Anaconda digs a good hook to Klice's body.
Anaconda just misses with a punch to the body.
Klice misses the shot to the body.
Anaconda scores with a spinning back kick!
Klice cracks a nice hook into Anaconda's ribs.
Klice takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good standup being displayed there by Anaconda as he connects with a hook.
Anaconda goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Anaconda swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Klice.
Klice with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anaconda takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Anaconda throws a leg kick but Klice sees it coming and moves out of range.
Klice misses the shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Anaconda.
Klice closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Klice looks to score with a jab to the body but Anaconda is just out of range.
Klice throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Anaconda misses with an uppercut. Klice saw that one coming.
Klice lands a really nice looking cross but Anaconda seems unphased.
Anaconda has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Klice.
Anaconda looks winded!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda just misses with a punch to the body.
Anaconda gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Klice misses with a body shot.
Klice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anaconda.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Anaconda Anaconda will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Klice.
Klice misses with a body punch
and Anaconda counters with a left to the body.
Klice throws a leg kick which misses Anaconda's front leg but catches the back leg as Anaconda tries to avoid it.
Anaconda cracks Klice with a right hand to the side of the head.
Anaconda misses with a body shot.
Anaconda takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Anaconda scores with a crisp jab that stopped Klice in his tracks.
Klice connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
No joy there for Klice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Anaconda slips a jab from Klice.
Klice scores with a nice body kick.
Klice uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anaconda.
Nice body punch from Klice.
Anaconda is breathing heavily.
Good leg kick by Klice there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klice.
A jab from Klice finds it's way through Anaconda's defenses.
Klice swings for the body but Anaconda moves out of range.
Anaconda uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klice.
Klice misses with a hook.
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
Some bone on bone action there as Anaconda checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Klice throws a leg kick but Anaconda checks it.
Anaconda thows a leg kick but Klice checks it
and Anaconda takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Klice takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anaconda moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Klice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anaconda moves away.
Anaconda's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A low kick from Klice is predictable there
and Anaconda counters with a big head kick but Klice shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Anaconda.
Klice showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Anaconda.
Klice clobbers Anaconda with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Klice buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Klice throws a push kick but Anaconda slaps the foot to one side.
Klice looks to land a left hand but Anaconda moved out of range nicely.
Klice lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anaconda's sensitive parts.
Anaconda throws out a loose jab but Klice uses good head movement to avoid it.
Klice swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Anaconda counters with a leg kick.
Anaconda fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Klice looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Anaconda swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anaconda connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Klice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Anaconda tries a head kick but it misses.
Anaconda throws a shot to the body.
Klice throws a lazy right hand but Anaconda sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Anaconda moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Klice closes the distance and lands a one-two.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Klice moves out of range of the strikes.
Anaconda swings for the body but Klice moves out of range.
Anaconda moves out of range of the body kick.
Anaconda throws a body punch but Klice moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Klice.
Klice looks to throw the jab but Anaconda is out of range.
Klice pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Klice misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anaconda throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Klice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anaconda manages to avoid it.
Anaconda lets loose with a powerful body kick. Klice will feel that in the morning.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Klice - that will leave a mark!
Anaconda takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Anaconda looks to land a body kick but Klice moved away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klice scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Anaconda misses with a series of wild punches.
Anaconda uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Klice has time to react.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simbo Klice dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Anaconda misses with a body shot.
Klice connects with a leg kick. Anaconda looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Anaconda throws a head kick that misses.
Anaconda takes a swing at Klice's ribcage but misses.
Klice fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Anaconda is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klice.
Anaconda moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Klice scores with a jab to the head.
A head kick misses from Klice.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anaconda is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klice.
Anaconda throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Anaconda is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klice.
Anaconda takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Klice works Anaconda's body with a nice hook.
Klice slips a jab from Anaconda.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Anaconda throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Klice connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Klice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A leg kick checked by Klice.
Klice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anaconda moves away.
Anaconda keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klice.
Anaconda throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Klice fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Klice misses with the combination.
Anaconda loads up on a big right hand but Klice slips the punch.
Klice throws a right and a left that Anaconda avoids nicely.
Anaconda punishes Klice's body with a nice straight punch.
Klice just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Klice was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
Anaconda swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Klice throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anaconda changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Anaconda avoids a kick to the body.
Anaconda tries a head kick but it misses.
Anaconda ducks under a wild hook from Klice.
Anaconda looks to score with a jab to the body but Klice is just out of range.
Klice lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anaconda at a distance.
Klice throws a body punch but Anaconda moves out of range.
Anaconda looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Klice throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anaconda counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Klice slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Klice. Anaconda does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anaconda throws a jab but it's blocked by Klice.
Anaconda throws a sloppy body shot
and Anaconda takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Klice looks to score with a jab to the body but Anaconda is just out of range.
Anaconda throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Klice misses with a combination
and Anaconda counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anaconda dodges the punch combination from Klice.
Anaconda checks a leg kick.
Anaconda misses with a jab, cross combination.
Anaconda tries a head kick but it misses.
Klice lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
A big right from Klice misses.
Klice staying out of range there.
Klice has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Klice there as he acknowledges the shot.
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda throws a body punch but Klice moves out of range.
Klice fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A shot to the body from Klice misses
and Anaconda counters with a nice kick to the body.
Simbo Klice is winning the standup battle so far.
Klice takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klice takes a swing at Anaconda's ribcage but misses.
Nice cross by Anaconda.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simbo Klice clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Klice has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Klice there as he acknowledges the shot.
Anaconda avoids the head kick by Klice.
Anaconda digs a good hook to Klice's body.
Anaconda misses with a body shot.
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klice moves away.
Nice shot lands for Anaconda.
Klice digs a good body shot into Anaconda's ribs.
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klice moves away.
Klice just misses with a punch to the body.
Klice swings for the body but Anaconda moves out of range.
Klice throws a poor cross that misses
and Anaconda counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Anaconda swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Anaconda, as that shot connected.
Anaconda pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The fighters circling - Anaconda throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Anaconda lands a jab to Klice's midsection.
Anaconda throws a lazy uppercut
letting Klice counter with a right hand.
Klice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anaconda.
Anaconda buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Klice connects with a body shot that sends Anaconda's belly button to the back.
A right-left combo lands from Anaconda.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klice needs to keep his hands up - Anaconda had a free shot at his head there.
Klice misses with a body punch
and Anaconda counters with a stiff right hand.
Anaconda misses with an uppercut. Klice saw that one coming.
Anaconda darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Anaconda throws out a loose jab but Klice uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Klice misses
and Anaconda counters with a stiff right hand.
Anaconda uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Klice.
Anaconda scores with a one two! Klice had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A good leg kick by Anaconda.
Anaconda throws out a leg kick but Klice moves out of range and Anaconda only half commits.
Klice just misses with a punch to the body.
Anaconda keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anaconda throws a sloppy head kick and Klice moves out of range easily.
Klice scores with a decent looking hook.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Anaconda.
That kick from Klice tenderised Anaconda's leg. Anaconda is trying to keep his angry face on.
Klice looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Anaconda on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Klice. Klice obviously looking to wear him down.
Anaconda lands the left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Klice throws out the jab.
Klice avoids the body shot from Anaconda.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
Klice misses with a body shot.
Anaconda takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Klice takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Anaconda pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Klice throws a leg kick but Anaconda moved away.
Anaconda looks to land a body kick but Klice moved away.
Anaconda throws a lazy right hand but Klice sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
Klice swinging wildly here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Klice, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Klice lands a nice shot to the body.
Klice lands a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anaconda jabs Klice to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Klice misses with a low kick as Anaconda jumps back.
Klice lands a head shot.
Klice throws a leg kick
and Anaconda counters with a nice uppercut.
Anaconda misses with the combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klice ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Klice lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anaconda Anaconda dominated that fourth round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Klice misses with a series of wild punches.
Anaconda throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Anaconda buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
Anaconda misses with a jab, cross combination.
Anaconda takes a swing at Klice's ribcage but misses.
Anaconda on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Anaconda throws a looping overhand right but Klice ducks down to avoid it.
Anaconda throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Klice looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Klice looks to score with a jab to the body but Anaconda is just out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Klice. Beautiful body shot.
Klice on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Anaconda is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Klice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klice moves away from the strike by Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a low kick but it's checked well by Klice.
Anaconda lands a glancing blow to the side of Klice's head.
Klice looks to throw the jab but Anaconda is out of range.
Anaconda thuds a left hand into Klice's body.
Klice misses the shot to the body.
Anaconda lands with a cross.
Anaconda cracks Klice with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Klice.
Klice throws a leg kick but Anaconda sees it coming and moves out of range.
Anaconda attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klice lands with a slapping head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anaconda tries to move into range but Klice moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Anaconda misses with a wild body shot.
Klice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anaconda moves away.
Klice avoids the body shot from Anaconda.
Anaconda getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
A low kick from Anaconda is predictable there
and Klice counters with a nice uppercut.
Klice misses with a body shot
and Anaconda counters with a nice body kick.
Anaconda misses with a hook. Klice ducked under it nicely.
Anaconda tries to bum rush Klice with a series of wild strikes but Klice uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Klice takes one to the chin there.
Klice blocks a low kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klice stuns Anaconda with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Anaconda looks to score with a jab to the body but Klice is just out of range.
Anaconda takes a swing at Klice's ribcage but misses.
Klice throws a series of strikes that have Anaconda backpedaling.
Anaconda misses with a straight left.
Anaconda takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Anaconda looks to throw the jab but Klice is out of range.
Nice cross by Klice.
Anaconda looks to score with a jab to the body but Klice is just out of range.
Klice throws a predictable looking body shot
and Anaconda counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice combination there by Anaconda.
Klice scores with a hook to the body. Anaconda takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice defenses there by Anaconda.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Klice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anaconda moves away.
Klice pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Anaconda back to the cage. Klice follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Klice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anaconda manages to avoid it.
Klice lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klice moves away.
Anaconda takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Klice pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Klice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klice misses with an uppercut. Anaconda saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Klice. Anaconda does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anaconda misses with an uppercut. Klice saw that one coming.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Simbo Klice.
Well Klice has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 48:48
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 48:47
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Simbo Klice!
Simbo Klice retains his heavyweight title!
Simbo Klice managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Red Hand Clothing, into his post fight interview.