PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abreham Killyousovizh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bill
vs
Abreham Killyousovizh

225 cm
32
300 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

198 cm
38
280 lbs
30 - 14 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Abreham Killyousovizh!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killyousovizh misses with a straight right.
Abreham Killyousovizh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Killyousovizh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killyousovizh fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Killyousovizh paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A combination from Killyousovizh does no damage.
Bill lands with a hook. Killyousovizh tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Killyousovizh throws a hook but Bill avoids it easily.
Bill connects with a leg kick. Killyousovizh looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Killyousovizh moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bill lands the left hand.
Killyousovizh scores with a nice right hand.
Killyousovizh tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Bill manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Killyousovizh.
Killyousovizh misses with a looping left.
Bill lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Bill throws out a head kick that Killyousovizh doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Killyousovizh crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Killyousovizh's eyes and has decided to let it go on!

It looks like Abreham Killyousovizh has been cut.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bill checks a leg kick.
Killyousovizh misses with a body shot.
Bill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bill throws a sloppy head kick and Killyousovizh moves out of range easily.
Bill misses with a hook.
Bill bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Bill.
Killyousovizh lands a nice looking body shot.

Killyousovizh ducks into a a hook from Bill and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bill with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Killyousovizh looks winded!
Killyousovizh takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Killyousovizh is rocked!
Bill closes the distance and catches Killyousovizh with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Killyousovizh is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Killyousovizh is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Killyousovizh is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Bill takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Shitty Bill!
An out of breath Shitty Bill thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.