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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jari Harrikari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Harrikari has chosen Shakira - Rabiosa as his entrance music. Eyeonly Fuckwell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



191 cm
30
194 lbs
17 - 9 - 0
193 cm
32
199 lbs
21 - 16 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Jari Harrikari!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell misses with a lunging right hand
and Harrikari counters with a straight right hand.


It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Harrikari on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A left lands for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Harrikari is out of range.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harrikari moves away.
A slow jab from Fuckwell misses its intended target.
Fuckwell connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckwell tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Harrikari is able to avoid easily.
Fuckwell scores with a shot to the body.
Fuckwell delivers a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell scores with a hook to the body. Harrikari takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Harrikari walks into a straight right hand from Fuckwell.
Harrikari displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuckwell throws out the jab.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
Harrikari takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Harrikari ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Harrikari takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Harrikari is just out of range.
Harrikari uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a left hand
and Harrikari counters with a lovely straight right hand!
No joy there for Fuckwell, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Harrikari ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell motions for Harrikari to come forward. Fuckwell throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a series of punches but Harrikari avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell connects with the punch.
Fuckwell misses with a few strikes there.
Harrikari avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuckwell scores with a nice strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
and Harrikari cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
and Harrikari counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Fuckwell is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Harrikari throws out a leg kick but Fuckwell moves out of range and Harrikari only half commits.
Fuckwell throws a jab when Harrikari was well out of range.
Fuckwell takes a swing at Harrikari's ribcage but misses.
Fuckwell misses with a leg kick
and Harrikari cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Harrikari pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fuckwell back to the cage. Harrikari follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Harrikari avoids it easily.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut. Harrikari saw that one coming.
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Harrikari counters with a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuckwell misses with a lunging right hand

and Harrikari counters by clinching up.
Fuckwell misses with some punches.
Fuckwell tries to work over Harrikari's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Harrikari breaks from the clinch.
Fuckwell thumps Harrikari with a low kick.
Harrikari's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fuckwell connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Harrikari scrambles back to his feet.
Fuckwell misses with a kick to the body
and Fuckwell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fuckwell.
Harrikari takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Decent striking displayed by Fuckwell there.


Harrikari is rocked!
Fuckwell throws a lazy right hand but Harrikari sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harrikari is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?
Fuckwell throws a right hand that Harrikari ducks under and follows up with a left that Harrikari also avoids with ease.
Harrikari seems to have recovered his senses.
Both fighters circling a little - Fuckwell finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fuckwell cracks the inside of Harrikari's front leg.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harrikari throws a front kick aimed at Fuckwell's knee but Fuckwell avoids it well.
Fuckwell lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Harrikari looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Harrikari slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a jab when Harrikari was well out of range.
Fuckwell's jab looks to have found its range, popping Harrikari under the eye.
Jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrikari manages to avoid it.
Harrikari moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Fuckwell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Harrikari showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell digs a good hook to Harrikari's body.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Harrikari moves out of range.
Fuckwell throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Harrikari to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrikari walks into a left hand.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Harrikari takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fuckwell swinging wildly here.
Fuckwell scores with a nice head shot.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot.
Harrikari bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell takes a swing at Harrikari's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Harrikari sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fuckwell throws a poor cross that misses
and Harrikari counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fuckwell misses with a low kick as Harrikari jumps back.
Fuckwell connects with a right hand. Harrikari shakes it off.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Harrikari uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Harrikari uses good head movement to avoid it.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckwell digs a good body shot into Harrikari's ribs.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Donk. Fuckwell catches Harrikari right on the button with a cross.
Fuckwell scores with the left hand. Harrikari knows he should have avoided that one.
Fuckwell tests Harrikari's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fuckwell's jab looks to have found its range, popping Harrikari under the eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands with a straight right. Harrikari didn't see that one coming.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Harrikari moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Harrikari avoids it easily.
Harrikari tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell lands with a hook. Harrikari tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harrikari is looking to clinch.
Harrikari on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Harrikari moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harrikari avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell cracks Harrikari with a good jab.
Fuckwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Harrikari tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell lands a nice shot to the body.
Harrikari slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A clash of legs there as Harrikari blocks the low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Harrikari moves forwards but Fuckwell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jab from Fuckwell.
A left lands for Fuckwell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Fuckwell misses with a kick to the body.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Harrikari uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell swinging wildly here.
Fuckwell pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuckwell keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Sloppy strikes from Fuckwell. Those never looked like landing.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Donk. Fuckwell catches Harrikari right on the button with a cross.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Harrikari.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fuckwell works the jab nicely.
Harrikari defending well as Fuckwell loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell thows a leg kick but Harrikari checks it
and Harrikari counters with a good low kick that Fuckwell was not able to check.
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Harrikari counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Fuckwell jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fuckwell swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fuckwell thuds his right hand into Harrikari's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Harrikari slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harrikari.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Fuckwell, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Harrikari moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell looks to land a right hand but Harrikari moved out of range.
Harrikari is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fuckwell connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Harrikari sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fuckwell lands a slapping body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Harrikari.
A jab from Fuckwell misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a lunging right hand
and Harrikari counters with a straight right hand.
Fuckwell connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fuckwell with a nice cross.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Harrikari tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fuckwell ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fuckwell will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fuckwell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harrikari.
Harrikari moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
A shot to the body from Fuckwell misses

and Harrikari counters with a shoot takedown. Fuckwell fights it but they end up in guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harrikari is stalling in the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell looking to hit a scissor sweep but Harrikari is one step ahead there.
Harrikari content to stall in guard here.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Jari Harrikari wasn't active enough on the ground.
Harrikari walks into a stiff left hand from Fuckwell.
Jari Harrikari has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuckwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!

Post fight, Eyeonly Fuckwell took to the microphone: 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.
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RATING
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