PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ipod Apple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jack Joe has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Joe
vs
Apple

185 cm
20
186 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

150 cm
28
180 lbs
1 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ipod Apple!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Alyssa Summers and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Joe.
Apple slips under a jab from Joe.
Joe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Joe lands a hook that stumbles Apple back into the cage. Joe follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Apple to the canvas! Joe pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Apple has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jack Joe!
A relieved looking Jack Joe thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.