PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Kampmann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barret The Turk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying The Turk's choice of entrance music: Porcupine Tree - Fear of a Blank Planet. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Kampmann
vs
The Turk

188 cm
23
215 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

198 cm
23
222 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chris Kampmann!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Barret The Turk!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by The Turk. That's going to slow Kampmann down.
Donk. The Turk catches Kampmann right on the button with a cross.
The Turk walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Turk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kampmann misses with a wild body shot.
The Turk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kampmann.
Kampmann keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Turk bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kampmann!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kampmann fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Turk manages to avoid it.
The Turk throws a sloppy head kick and Kampmann moves out of range easily.
The Turk misses with a hook.
The Turk throws a sloppy head kick and Kampmann moves out of range easily.
Kampmann jabs The Turk to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nice jab there from The Turk.
Kampmann scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kampmann connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Turk. The Turk circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Barret The Turk has been cut.
Kampmann is looking to wear down The Turk with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kampmann throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Turk stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kampmann misses with the body kick
and The Turk cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Turk throws a leg kick
enabling Kampmann to counter with a crisp jab.
The Turk connects with a leg kick. Kampmann looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A right-left combo lands from The Turk.
Kampmann misses with an uppercut. The Turk saw that one coming.
The Turk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kampmann.
The Turk will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Turk moves away from the strike by Kampmann.
The Turk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kampmann.
The Turk misses with a head kick.
Kampmann falls off balance throwing a combination
and The Turk counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Kampmann throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kampmann throws an overhand right that lands on The Turk's shoulder, as The Turk tries to avoid the shot.
The Turk misses the jab.
A good leg kick by Kampmann.
The Turk lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Turk throws a hook but Kampmann blocks it.
The Turk lands a leg kick that knocks Kampmann off balance momentarily.
The Turk thows a body shot but no joy.
Kampmann throws a shot to the body.
Kampmann looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The Turk pushes Kampmann away with a front kick.
Kampmann misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kampmann catches The Turk with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Turk takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Kampmann works the jab nicely.
Some wild striking there from Kampmann.
Kampmann lands a slapping body shot.
The Turk will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kampmann bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kampmann swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Turk blocks a jab.
Kampmann pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Turk throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Turk, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Turk slips a straight right by Kampmann.
The Turk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Turk tries a head kick but it misses.
Kampmann gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Turk.
The Turk tries a head kick but it misses.
Kampmann thows a body shot but no joy.
The Turk moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Kampmann avoids the head kick by The Turk.
The Turk lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kampmann misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Turk.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Turk throws a lazy head kick
and Kampmann counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kampmann ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Turk moves away.
Kampmann swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chris Kampmann dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barret The Turk's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kampmann swinging wildly here.
The Turk connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Turk throws a head kick but Kampmann moves out of range.
Kampmann throws a lazy right hand but The Turk sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kampmann rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Turk moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A head kick from The Turk lands but Kampmann takes it in his stride.
Kampmann misses with a double jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Turk darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Turk.
Kampmann ducks under a wild hook from The Turk.
Kampmann fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Turk has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses.
Kampmann paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kampmann moves out of range of the body kick from The Turk.
A head kick misses from The Turk.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses.
Kampmann connects with a right hand. The Turk shakes it off.
Kampmann misses with a head kick.
The Turk turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kampmann throws a body punch but The Turk moves out of range.
Kampmann checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The Turk scoring well with a low kick there.
The Turk swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kampmann tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kampmann ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A good leg kick by The Turk.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Turk motions for Kampmann to come forward. The Turk throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kampmann bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Turk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kampmann circles away quickly and effectively.
The Turk tries a low kick but Kampmann avoids it.
Kampmann avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Turk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kampmann misses with a looping right.
The Turk loads up on a big right hand but Kampmann slips the punch.
The Turk lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A head kick misses from The Turk.
The Turk delivers a nice body kick.
Kampmann keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Turk keeps Kampmann at a distance using the push kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Turk's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kampmann under the eye.
Barret The Turk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Turk connects with a solid leg kick.
The Turk goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kampmann takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Good shot there by The Turk.
Kampmann misses with a looping right.
Kampmann blocks a head kick by The Turk.
Kampmann misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Kampmann.
Kampmann walks into a jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Turk checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Turk. Kampmann does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kampmann tries to land a body kick
and The Turk counters with a head kick. That will keep Kampmann thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Turk tries to land a body kick
and Kampmann counters with a one-two to the body.
Kampmann will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Turk lands a high kick!
Kampmann checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kampmann crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from The Turk - the referee stops the clock and Kampmann gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says The Turk. Kampmann manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kampmann lands the left hand.
Kampmann avoids the head kick by The Turk.
Kampmann is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kampmann scores with a jab to the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kampmann blocks the body kick.
Kampmann throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick misses from The Turk.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barret The Turk showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Barret The Turk's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

The Turk attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Turk throws a body kick that misses.
A good leg kick by Kampmann.
BOOM! Kampmann lands a beautiful left hook that drops The Turk. The Turk tries to recover but Kampmann is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and The Turk lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chris Kampmann!
A very excited looking Chris Kampmann made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.