PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garcia comes to the cage accompanied by Ballad Of A Dead Soulja . Holyshit has chosen Lil Wayne- I feel like dying as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Garcia
vs
Holyshit

193 cm
30
250 lbs
23 - 11 - 1

196 cm
32
263 lbs
31 - 16 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Roberto Garcia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 16 - 1, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit misses with a straight left.
Holyshit throws a body punch but Garcia moves out of range.
Holyshit tries to work over Garcia's front leg with a kick but Garcia checks it.
Garcia throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Holyshit counters with a nice low kick that buckles Garcia's knee momentarily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Holyshit darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Garcia scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Garcia ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Garcia connects with a nice looking jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holyshit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Garcia dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Garcia uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Holyshit.
A jab from Holyshit finds it's way through Garcia's defenses.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garcia moves away.
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Garcia lands with an uppercut that bounces Holyshit off the cage and back into range.
A head kick misses from Holyshit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Garcia.
A slow jab from Garcia misses its intended target.
Garcia slaps away a takedown attempt from Holyshit, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Garcia loads up on a big right hand but Holyshit slips the punch.
Garcia checks a leg kick nicely.
Holyshit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Garcia moved away.
A head kick misses from Holyshit.
Garcia bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Holyshit's head.
Holyshit misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Roberto Garcia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garcia fails to land with a series of punches.
Holyshit turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Garcia.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Garcia sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Garcia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A slapping leg kick lands for Holyshit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses.
Holyshit looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Garcia throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Garcia scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit loads up on a big right hand but Garcia slips the punch.
Garcia scores with a hook to the body. Holyshit takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Garcia misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit misses with a hook
and Garcia counters with a left to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Garcia.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit avoids the head kick by Garcia.
A nice inside leg kick there by Holyshit. That's going to slow Garcia down.
Garcia keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Holyshit lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Garcia throws a half hearted mid kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Holyshit. That's going to slow Garcia down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Garcia thuds a left hand into Holyshit's body.
Garcia avoids the head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit swings widly with a right hand
and Garcia counters with a left to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Garcia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Garcia tests Holyshit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from Garcia misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garcia lands a jab to the nose.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garcia on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Garcia cracks Holyshit with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Garcia lands a jab to the head.
Holyshit scores with a head kick. Garcia tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Holyshit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A head kick misses from Holyshit.
Garcia misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Holyshit swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Garcia sizes up Holyshit with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Garcia misses with a head kick.
Garcia is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Holyshit takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Garcia scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roberto Garcia dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Garcia just misses with a punch to the body.
Garcia connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Holyshit's hands.
Roberto Garcia is winning the standup battle so far.
Holyshit bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Garcia's head backwards.
Garcia looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A slow jab from Garcia misses its intended target.
Garcia keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice body punch from Garcia.
Garcia checks the leg kick.
Holyshit misses with a low kick.
Garcia bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garcia tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Holyshit is able to avoid easily.
Holyshit throws a leg kick that is checked
and Garcia counters with a straight right hand.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Garcia.
Holyshit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Holyshit moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Garcia throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garcia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Garcia feints and then cracks Holyshit's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Holyshit down.
Holyshit goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Garcia.
Garcia waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Holyshit.
Garcia pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Holyshit.
Garcia jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Garcia scores with a jab.
Garcia is looking to slow Holyshit down with leg kicks.
Garcia thuds a left hand into Holyshit's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garcia connects with a body shot that sends Holyshit's belly button to the back.
Garcia lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Garcia throws a looping overhand right but Holyshit ducks down to avoid it.
Holyshit throws a shot from downtown. Garcia moves away and avoids it.
Garcia works Holyshit's body with a nice hook.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Garcia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Holyshit looks to land a left hand but Garcia moved out of range nicely.
Holyshit avoids the head kick by Garcia.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Garcia sees it coming and moves out of range.
Garcia misses with a straight right.
Holyshit walks into a left hand.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Garcia.
Holyshit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Holyshit tried to score with a low kick but Garcia checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garcia is looking to land body kicks.
Holyshit tries to score a power double leg takedown but Garcia sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Holyshit somewhat.
A shot to the liver by Garcia. Beautiful body shot.
Holyshit lands a high kick!
Garcia leaves Holyshit with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Holyshit throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fighters circling - Garcia throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Garcia throws a head kick but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit loads up on a big right hand but Garcia slips the punch.
Holyshit tries to move into range but Garcia moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Garcia lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Garcia throws an overhand right that lands on Holyshit's shoulder, as Holyshit tries to avoid the shot.
Garcia misses with a body kick.
Holyshit slips a straight right by Garcia.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Holyshit might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Garcia has got the better of the exchanges.
Garcia digs a good body shot into Holyshit's ribs.
Garcia avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nice shot by Garcia.
Garcia throws a head kick but Holyshit moves out of range.
Garcia lands a nice looking body shot.
Holyshit jabs Garcia right on the nose. Garcia blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit throws a leg kick
and Garcia counters with a leg kick.
A big left from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roberto Garcia dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Holyshit checks a low kick from Garcia.
Garcia cracks Holyshit with a right hand to the side of the head.
Garcia throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Garcia stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Holyshit.
Holyshit is looking to score with low kicks.
A big left from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Holyshit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Garcia fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holyshit manages to avoid it.
Garcia pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Garcia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Garcia thuds a left hand into Holyshit's body.
Holyshit pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Garcia lands a nice looking body shot.
Garcia scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit cracks the inside of Garcia's front leg.
Holyshit takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Garcia misses with a wild body shot.
Garcia is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Holyshit can do to turn this around?
Holyshit throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Garcia scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice cross by Garcia.
Holyshit misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Garcia keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garcia attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Garcia throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Garcia tests Holyshit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Evander Holyshit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roberto Garcia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garcia tests Holyshit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Holyshit fails to land the takedown.
Garcia looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Holyshit misses with a wild body shot.
Garcia tests Holyshit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Garcia is looking to slow Holyshit down with leg kicks.
Garcia catches Holyshit with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Garcia scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Holyshit looks to throw a body kick
and Garcia makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Garcia tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garcia throws out a powerful jab.
Holyshit swings for the body but Garcia moves out of range.
Holyshit throws a head kick but Garcia moves out of range.
Holyshit is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Holyshit looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Garcia uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Garcia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Garcia lands a nice looking kick to the body. Holyshit takes a step back to recover.
Holyshit moves out of range as Garcia throws a body kick.
Holyshit swings for the body but Garcia moves out of range.
Good shot there by Garcia.
Garcia slips under a jab.
Garcia connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Garcia keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Garcia takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Garcia dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garcia counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Garcia tries a head kick but it misses.
Garcia moves into range and connects with a jab.
Holyshit takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A shot to the body from Garcia misses
and Holyshit counters with a good low kick that Garcia was not able to check.
A cross from Garcia lands.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Garcia.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roberto Garcia showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Garcia has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roberto Garcia!
During a confident post fight interview, Roberto Garcia thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.