PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Bond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Meat
vs
Bond

188 cm
27
230 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
292 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fat Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Jamie Bond!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat delivers a nice body kick.
Bond sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bond misses with a few strikes there.
Meat plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Jamie Bond has been cut.
Fat Meat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good leg kick by Meat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice body kick from Meat.
Bond looks winded!
Meat keeps Bond at a distance using the push kick.
Meat cracks Bond with an open hand slap.
Meat looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Meat lands a big head kick that sends Bond tumbling to the mat! Meat takes a step backwards and waves Bond back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bond is rocked!
Bond should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A slapping body kick lands there for Meat.
Meat connects with a leg kick. Bond looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Whack! Meat lands a heavy head kick that drops Bond. The ref tackles Meat to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Bond was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Fat Meat!
During a confident post fight interview, Fat Meat thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.