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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Michael Patton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patton comes to the cage accompanied by Marilyn Manson - Born Villain . Dingleberry has chosen PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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162 lbs
36 - 12 - 1 |
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180 cm
32
142 lbs
26 - 10 - 2 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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TWGC Champion
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Patton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 2, fighting out of London, Dick Dingleberry!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patton fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
It looks like Dick Dingleberry has been cut.
Patton tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dingleberry is able to avoid easily.
Dingleberry uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Patton.
Patton with a jab.
Dingleberry fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Patton has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dingleberry scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Patton doesn't seem bothered though.
Patton throws a nice looking combination but Dingleberry bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Patton connects with a solid leg kick.
Patton's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Patton duly obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Patton misses the shot to the body.
Patton connects with a solid leg kick.
Patton thows a leg kick but Dingleberry checks it
and Dingleberry counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Patton's guard now.
Dingleberry is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Patton is looking to cinch up a triangle. Dingleberry throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Patton's body to avoid the submission. Patton has instead reached around Dingleberry's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Patton arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Michael Patton!
A victorious Michael Patton thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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pop
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