PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kane Yamada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Yamada
vs
Zoidberg

190 cm
33
192 lbs
32 - 9 - 0

190 cm
35
222 lbs
35 - 19 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House

LOD: Affordable Quality
Cripplers Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kane Yamada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.

Yamada closes the distance and clinches.
Yamada throws a head punch that misses.
Yamada tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Yamada lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Yamada swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yamada tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Yamada back against the cage.
A short left from Yamada.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Yamada avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Yamada 's eye.

It looks like Kane Yamada has been cut.
Yamada on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Yamada tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Yamada misses with a body punch.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Yamada avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Yamada 's eye.
Yamada working aggressively here.
Yamada works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Yamada pushes Zoidberg back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Yamada swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Yamada.
Yamada throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Yamada misses with a punch on the inside.
Yamada lands a body shot in the clinch.
Yamada misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yamada lands an uppercut.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yamada is pushing Zoidberg up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Yamada managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Yamada is defending well for now.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Yamada misses with a body punch.
Yamada swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yamada goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yamada digs a right hand into Zoidberg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zoidberg's gas tank.
Yamada tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Yamada has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Yamada doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Yamada blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Come on Yamada - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Yamada throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Yamada misses with some punches.
Yamada tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Yamada fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yamada tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Yamada.
Yamada tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Yamada misses with the head strike.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Yamada blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Yamada misses with a punch on the inside.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Yamada.
A head punch on the inside from Yamada fails to land.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Yamada blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yamada.
Yamada tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Yamada back against the cage.
Yamada lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Yamada.
Yamada misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Yamada scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Yamada.
A short body shot lands from Yamada as the two fighters clinch.
Yamada avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Yamada working aggressively here.
A right hook to the body lands for Yamada.
Yamada blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Yamada leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Yamada scores with a shoulder strike.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Yamada tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kane Yamada dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Yamada lands with a straight right. Zoidberg didn't see that one coming.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick that knocks Yamada off balance momentarily.
Yamada lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zoidberg at a distance.
Yamada moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked
and Yamada counters with a low kick, right behind Zoidberg 's knee.
The fighters circling - Yamada throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Yamada here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Yamada throws a big shot that misses.
Yamada misses with a leg kick

and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yamada tries to stall but Zoidberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Yamada on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Yamada misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Yamada struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yamada misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yamada tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Yamada 's eye.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Yamada misses with a punch on the inside.
Yamada lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Yamada gets through Zoidberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Yamada misses with a body punch.
Yamada goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Yamada takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Yamada avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Yamada blocks the elbow strike.
Yamada lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Yamada lands with a right to the head.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Yamada avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Yamada lands a shoulder strike.
Yamada misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yamada struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Yamada tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Yamada working aggressively here.
Yamada lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zoidberg or not.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Yamada.
Yamada throws a head punch that misses.
Yamada lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Yamada is stalling here.
Kane Yamada has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Yamada cracks Zoidberg with a nice body shot.
Yamada misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Yamada.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Yamada tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Yamada back against the cage.
Yamada tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Yamada.
Yamada misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Yamada avoids it.
Yamada doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Yamada's face.
A shot in the inside from Yamada.
Yamada tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yamada on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Yamada is trying to maintain a safe position but Zoidberg gets an underhook and turns Yamada into the cage.
Yamada swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yamada scores with a nice hook to the head.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Yamada avoids it.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Yamada misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Yamada in his tracks for a moment.
Yamada doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Yamada avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Yamada.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yamada misses with a punch to the body.
Yamada working aggressively here.
Yamada trying to stall but Zoidberg improves his position.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Yamada 's eye.
Yamada misses with the head strike.
Yamada tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Yamada tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kane Yamada dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Yamada down.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yamada paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yamada lands with a thumping leg kick.
Yamada ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Yamada chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Nice cross by Yamada.
Yamada tried to score with a low kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Yamada moves out of range of the body kick.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yamada swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Zoidberg.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Yamada counters with a left and a right that stings Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with the body kick
and Yamada connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Zoidberg is rocked!
Yamada connects with a nice looking jab.
Zoidberg is still on wobbly legs! Can Yamada finish him?
Yamada bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Yamada throws a shot to the body.
Yamada jabs Zoidberg right on the nose. Zoidberg blinks but takes it well.
Zoidberg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yamada shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Zoidberg takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Yamada sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Zoidberg bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kane Yamada!
Kane Yamada bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.