PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Mattews (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes into the arena with Uncle Sam Goddamn blaring out of the sound system. The key to victory for Earnest Abe has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Abe
vs
Mattews

200 cm
30
284 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

192 cm
23
290 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Matt Mattews!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Russell Pearce and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abe throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Abe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Abe lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Matt Mattews has been cut.
Both fighters circling a little - Abe finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mattews cracks Abe with an open hand slap.

It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut.
Mattews has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Abe.
Mattews gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Abe.
A shot to the liver by Abe. Beautiful body shot.
Mattews looks winded!
Abe drops Mattews with a huge uppercut! Mattews drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Abe is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Earnest Abe!
A less than humble Earnest Abe misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.