PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Renzo Machida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machida comes to the cage accompanied by No more Shadows for the Past- NARNIA. Ironz has chosen Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Machida
vs
Ironz

193 cm
32
243 lbs
27 - 8 - 0

188 cm
29
279 lbs
22 - 8 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Renzo Machida!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Phil Schofield and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Machida there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A head kick by Machida misses
and Ironz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ironz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ironz scores with a nice head shot.
Machida lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Machida feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ironz's calf.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machida does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Ironz clinches.
Machida taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Machida lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Machida goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Machida.
Machida dodges an elbow strike from Ironz.
A short left from Ironz.
Ironz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Machida or not.
Ironz tries a body shot but Machida blocks it.
Ironz lands an elbow just above Machida 's eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Ironz.

Machida breaks from the clinch.
A lazy body kick from Ironz
and Machida counters with a body kick that stops Ironz in his tracks momentarily.
Ironz misses with a head kick.
Ironz throws a low kick but Machida moves out of range easily.
Ironz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Machida uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ironz.
Machida checks the leg kick.
Ironz listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ironz gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some wild striking there from Ironz.
Machida checks the leg kick nicely there.
Machida uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ironz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machida showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ironz.
Ironz lands a nice looking body shot.
Machida blocks a low kick nicely.
Ironz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Machida does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ironz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A leg kick checked by Ironz.
Machida thumps Ironz with a low kick.
Ironz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Machida swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Machida throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ironz's head.
Ironz dips to his left and cracks Machida with an uppercut!
Machida is looking to slow Ironz down with leg kicks.
A leg kick checked by Machida.
Ironz misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Machida misses.
Machida scoring well with a low kick there.
Machida keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Machida chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ironz, right into the meat.
Ironz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Machida.
Machida scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Arnie Ironz has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machida explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ironz looks winded!
Machida throws a low kick but Ironz moves out of range easily.
Machida misses with a low kick as Ironz jumps back.
Machida misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Machida throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ironz.
Ironz scores with a shot to the body.
Machida misses with a low kick.
Ironz throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Machida.
Machida throws a leg kick which misses Ironz's front leg but catches the back leg as Ironz tries to avoid it.
Machida scores with a sloppy right hand. Ironz should have avoided that one.
Ironz shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Machida tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Machida moves out of range as Ironz strikes.
Ironz cracks Machida with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ironz tries to bum rush Machida with a series of wild strikes but Machida uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ironz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Machida.

Machida lands a big right hand that sends Ironz crashing to the mat! Machida stays standing though and waves Ironz back to his feet!

Ironz is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crack! A monster head kick from Machida and Ironz falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Machida!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Renzo Machida!
Renzo Machida decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.