PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergio Souza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Austin Powers is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Powers
vs
Souza

215 cm
31
275 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

196 cm
29
243 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sergio Souza!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Souza scores with the left hand. Powers knows he should have avoided that one.
Powers wants to land a leg kick but Souza is out of range.
Souza thows a body shot but no joy.
Powers attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Souza tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Powers manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Powers keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice body kick there by Powers.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Powers.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Powers throws a sloppy head kick and Souza moves out of range easily.
Powers throws a leg kick which misses Souza's front leg but catches the back leg as Souza tries to avoid it.
Powers lands a head kick!

It looks like Sergio Souza has been cut.
Powers moves into range and connects with a jab.
Powers avoids the body shot from Souza.
Powers throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Souza throws a body punch but Powers moves out of range.
Powers lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Souza circles away quickly and effectively.
Souza fails with an attempt to clinch.
Souza keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Powers throws a sloppy head kick and Souza moves out of range easily.
Powers uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Souza.
Powers displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Souza moves out of range of the body kick from Powers.
Powers bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Powers scores with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Powers wants to land a leg kick but Souza is out of range.
Souza connects with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Souza holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Powers stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Souza has a couple of punches blocked by Powers.
Powers lands a nice uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Powers has had enough of the clinch but Souza keeps him there for the moment.
Powers throws a head punch that misses.
Powers lands with a light punch inside.
Powers is looking to break free of the clinch but Souza has double underhooks.
Souza working aggressively here.
Powers working aggressively here.
Powers leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Souza lands a hook to the side of the head.
Powers lands a nice uppercut.
Powers tries to circle away but Souza has him pinned against the cage.
Powers throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Souzas head.
Powers wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Powers goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Souza misses with a body punch.
Powers misses with a hook to the ribs.
Powers misses with a hook from the clinch.
Powers has a couple of punches blocked by Souza.
Souza pushes Powers back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Powers lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Souza.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Powers misses with a punch on the inside.
Powers swings wildly with an uppercut but Souza uses good head movement to avoid it.
Souza pushes Powers back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Souza blocks an uppercut.
Souza misses with a punch to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Souza blocking some punches.
Powers tries to break the clinch but Souza is controlling the position.
Powers is looking to break free of the clinch but Souza has double underhooks.
Powers stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short right from Souza on the inside.
Powers stalling against the cage.
Powers is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Souza is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Austin Powers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sergio Souza's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Powers throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Powers rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Souza moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Souza slips a jab from Powers.
Souza moves in looking to clinch but Powers pushes him off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Souza looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Souza slips under a jab.
Souza fails with an attempt to clinch.
Powers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Powers throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big left from Powers misses.
Souza blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Powers takes a swing at Souza's ribcage but misses.
Souza on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Souza misses with a hook.
Powers tries to land a front kick but Souza steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Souza misses with a body punch
and Powers counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Powers lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Souza's corner calls for a 1-2. Souza obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Souza takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Powers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Powers misses with a low kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Souza crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Powers - the referee stops the clock and Souza gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Powers. Souza manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Powers defending well as Souza loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Souza moves out of range as Powers throws a body kick.
Powers throws an overhand right that lands on Souza's shoulder, as Souza tries to avoid the shot.
Powers avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Souza jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Souza throws a jab but it's blocked by Powers.
Powers looks to land a body kick but Souza moved away.
Souza takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Powers throws a predictable looking body shot

and Souza counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Austin Powers has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Powers pressing his opponent against the cage.
Souza tries a body shot but Powers blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Souza misses with a punch to the body.
Powers lands with a short shot to the head.
Powers is trying to force a seperation but Souza has the dominant position.
Powers blocks a body shot from Souza.
A short body shot lands from Souza as the two fighters clinch.
Powers fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Powers.
Souza lands an uppercut.
Souza lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Powers misses with a short punch on the inside.
Souza misses with a punch on the inside.
Powers misses with the head strike.
Powers taking a breather.
Powers working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Powers looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Powers displaying some good clinch control by pressing Souza up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Souza.
Powers swings wildly with an uppercut but Souza uses good head movement to avoid it.
Powers working aggressively here.
Souza tries a body shot but Powers blocks it.
Souza tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Powers's elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Souza throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Powerss head.
Souza misses with a punch to the body.
Souza tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Powers lands a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Austin Powers dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sergio Souza's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Powers throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Powers misses with a lunging right hand

and Souza counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Souza.
Souza blocks an uppercut.
Souza lands a left hand.
Souza tries a body shot but Powers blocks it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Powers's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Powers misses with a punch to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Souza as Powers tries to tie him up.
Souza tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Souza misses with a hook to the ribs.
Souza lands with a right to the head.
Powers scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Souza letting Powers take a breather here.
Powers looking to stall.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Powers.
Souza cracks Powers with a nice body shot.
Powers is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Souza is keeping busy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Powers.
Powers tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Souza tries to work over Powers's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Powers misses with a body punch.
Powers misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Souza.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Powers.
Souza can't find room to land a body shot as Powers controls the action.
Powers has Souza pressed against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Souza is leaning against Powers and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Souza misses with a body punch.
Powers working hard to break the clinch.
Sergio Souza has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Souza fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Souza misses with a hook from the clinch.
Powers is looking to break free of the clinch but Souza has double underhooks.
Souza blocking some punches.
Powers dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Souza.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Powers blocks a body shot from Souza.
Souza misses with a body punch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Powers swings wildly with an uppercut but Souza uses good head movement to avoid it.
Powers trying to control the position but instead, Souza has worked for underhooks and has pushed Powers into the cage.
Souza makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Powers misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Powers.
Powers lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Powers takes a shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Souza misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Souza swings wildly with an uppercut but Powers uses good head movement to avoid it.
Souza fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Powers lands with a light punch inside.

Powers pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Souza misses with a looping left.
Powers lands the left hand.
Austin Powers is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Souza misses with an uppercut
and Powers counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Souza is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Souza jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Austin Powers is winning the standup battle so far.
Souza dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Powers looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Souza lunges at Powers with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Powers's hand.

Souza lands a big right hand that sends Powers crashing to the mat! Souza stays standing though and waves Powers back to his feet!

And that's the end of the fight!
Sergio Souza comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Powers has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Austin Powers!
A victorious Austin Powers thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.