PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guybrush Threepwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jack Potatos is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Threepwood
vs
Potatos

190 cm
28
263 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

197 cm
33
260 lbs
25 - 14 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Hellraiser FightGear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Guybrush Threepwood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Potatos!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potatos misses with a lunging right hand

and Threepwood counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Threepwood misses with a hook to the ribs.
Threepwood lands an uppercut.
Threepwood swings wildly with an uppercut but Potatos uses good head movement to avoid it.
Threepwood goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Potatos blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Potatos scores with a nice hook to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Potatos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Potatos drops down looking for an ankle pick but Threepwood pulls his leg out and moves away.
Threepwood motions for Potatos to come forward. Threepwood throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Potatos throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Threepwood walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Potatos feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Threepwood's calf.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Threepwood fails with an attempt to clinch.
Potatos lands a nice shot to the body.
Potatos blocks the body kick.
Potatos pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos throws a nice head kick!
Potatos throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Threepwood's waist but Threepwood gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Potatos off to one side.
Threepwood throws a head kick but Potatos moves out of range.
Potatos throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Threepwood's head.
Threepwood tries to clinch but Potatos is having none of it.
Potatos looks to land a combination but Threepwood avoids it well.
Threepwood avoids the head kick by Potatos.
Potatos throws a leg kick which misses Threepwood's front leg but catches the back leg as Threepwood tries to avoid it.
Potatos lands a jab to the nose.
Potatos throws a lazy head kick

and Threepwood moves into the clinch.
Potatos looks winded!
Threepwood misses with a hook from the clinch.
Potatos blocking some punches.
Threepwood misses with a short punch on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Potatos takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Threepwood lands a nice uppercut.
Potatos lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Threepwood.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Threepwood struggles to land a body shot inside as Potatos controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Threepwood misses with the head strike.
Threepwood misses with a body punch.
Potatos blocks an uppercut.
Threepwood tries to land a knee to the head but Potatos blocks with his arms.
Threepwood has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Potatos is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Potatos lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Threepwood wants to control but Potatos is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Threepwood is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Potatos pulls his head out easily.
Threepwood blocking the ground and pound attempt from Potatos.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Threepwood pushes Potatos off looking to stand but Potatos dives back in and keeps control.
Threepwood gets full guard.
Potatos scoring with some ground and pound.
Threepwood working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Potatos.
Threepwood looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Threepwood working a defensive guard here.
Potatos lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Threepwood escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Potatos gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Potatos with a nice head shot there.
Potatos is in close to Threepwood's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Threepwood is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Potatos is in close to Threepwood's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Potatos in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Threepwood tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Potatos distracts Threepwood with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Threepwood wants to stand up but Potatos is controlling him.
Potatos is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Potatos postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Potatos chips away with some ground and pound.
Potatos is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Potatos has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Threepwood is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Potatos is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Threepwood lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Potatos!
Potatos tries to lock up and control but Threepwood gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Potatos holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Threepwood tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Potatos really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Threepwood misses with a head shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Threepwood throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Potatos because Threepwood loaded up on that one.
Potatos tries to hold on but Threepwood pushes him away.
Threepwood misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Threepwood thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Potatos dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Threepwood slips a jab and a cross from Potatos.
Threepwood tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Threepwood fails in his attempt to clinch.
Threepwood fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Potatos manages to avoid it.
Potatos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Potatos dives in and grabs Threepwood's left leg, looking for a takedown. Threepwood pushes down on Potatos's head and hops out.
Potatos shoots in but Threepwood avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Potatos fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Potatos throws a chopping leg kick but Threepwood manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Threepwood throws a big shot that misses.
Potatos throws a head kick but Threepwood moves out of range.
Threepwood lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Potatos is breathing heavily.
Horrible takedown by Potatos or perhaps it was just good defense by Threepwood which made him look bad.
Guybrush Threepwood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Potatos.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood fails with an attempt to clinch.
Potatos takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Threepwood forces Potatos back against the cage and clinches.
Threepwood lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Potatos is looking to take this one to the mat.
Potatos misses with a hook to the ribs.
Threepwood tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Potatos's elbow.
Threepwood working aggressively here.
A left hand lands to the body for Threepwood.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Threepwood has Potatos pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Potatos manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Threepwood throws a punch but it's blocked by Potatos.
Guybrush Threepwood has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Potatos misses with a hook from the clinch.
Threepwood throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Threepwood misses with the head strike.
Threepwood has a couple of punches blocked by Potatos.
Threepwood lands a nice shot to the body.
Threepwood pushes Potatos back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Threepwood gets control of Potatos's arms and successfully pulls guard. Threepwood will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Potatos throws an elbow that misses. Threepwood uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Potatos's guard. Nice move by Threepwood!
Threepwood trying to control but Potatos is working from the bottom.
Threepwood would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Threepwood throwing strikes but missing.
Threepwood trying to stand up but can't free himself from Potatos's guard.
Threepwood is looking to work some ground and pound but Potatos has wrist control.
Threepwood working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Threepwood throwing strikes from guard but Potatos blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Threepwood pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Potatos is keeping the position for now.
Potatos seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Threepwood is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Threepwood misses with a low kick.
Potatos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Potatos lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Potatos lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Potatos thuds a left hand into Threepwood's body.
Potatos delivers a nice body kick.
Threepwood doesn't manage to clinch there - Potatos circles away.
Guybrush Threepwood is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Threepwood tries to clinch up.
Threepwood fails in his attempt to clinch.
Potatos throws a good cross that connects.
Threepwood lets loose with a powerful body kick. Potatos will feel that in the morning.
Threepwood moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Threepwood.
Threepwood misses with a head kick.
A punch lands to the side of Threepwood 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Threepwood tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Potatos paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Potatos scores with a kick to the midsection.
The fight stays on the outside here - Threepwood looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Potatos lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Potatos has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Threepwood.
Potatos throws a head kick that half lands.
Threepwood tries to clinch but Potatos is having none of it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Threepwood tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Threepwood doesn't manage to clinch there - Potatos circles away.
Threepwood pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guybrush Threepwood dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Threepwood misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Potatos misses the shot to the body.
Potatos tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Threepwood paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Threepwood looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Potatos circles away from the clinch attempt.
Good exchange - Potatos coming out on top.
Danga de danga de dang - Potatos scores with a four punch combination!
Threepwood takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jack Potatos seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A head kick misses from Potatos.
Potatos closes this distance looking for a takedown but Threepwood circles away.
A head kick misses from Potatos.
Potatos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Potatos motions for Threepwood to come forward. Potatos throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Potatos throws a jab when Threepwood was well out of range.

Threepwood moves into range and clinches up with Potatos.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Threepwood misses with some punches.
Threepwood throws a head punch that misses.
Threepwood misses with the head strike.
Potatos can't get the takedown.
Threepwood misses with a punch on the inside.
Threepwood swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Threepwood is working for takedown but Potatos is calmly controlling the position for now.
Threepwood working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Potatos has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Potatos.
Potatos is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Threepwood pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Guybrush Threepwood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Potatos.
Potatos is trying to force a seperation but Threepwood has the dominant position.
Threepwood has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Potatos after a bit of a struggle.
Threepwood lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Threepwood tries to land a knee to the head but Potatos blocks with his arms.
Threepwood misses with a short punch on the inside.
Potatos drops down looking for an ankle pick but Threepwood pulls his leg out and moves away.
Threepwood tries to close the distance and clinch but Potatos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Threepwood avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Potatos avoids the head kick by Threepwood.
Potatos misses with a double jab.

Threepwood closes the distance and clinches.
Threepwood tries for a takedown but Potatos manages to get underhooks.
Potatos goes for a takedown in the clinch but Threepwood prevents it.
Threepwood doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Threepwood gets underhooks to prevent Potatos's takedown attempt.
A nice left hand lands by Threepwood.
Threepwood goes for a takedown attempt but Potatos pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
An inside leg kick from Threepwood misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Potatos circles away from the clinch attempt.
Threepwood buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Potatos throws a head kick that misses.
Threepwood throws a lazy right hand but Potatos sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Threepwood misses with a head kick.
Threepwood avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Potatos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Potatos swats away the attempt to clinch by Threepwood.
Potatos looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Threepwood has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Potatos.
Threepwood tries to clinch but Potatos moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Potatos scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Potatos thumps Threepwood with a low kick.
Threepwood tries to clinch but Potatos moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Potatos.
The fighters circling - Potatos throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Threepwood takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Good standup being displayed there by Potatos as he connects with a hook.
Potatos lands a head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Threepwood ducks right into an uppercut from Potatos.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Potatos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Threepwood fails in his attempt to clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Guybrush Threepwood showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Threepwood has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 29:28
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Guybrush Threepwood!
Guybrush Threepwood thanked the fans post fight for their support.