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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Auto Pilot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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149 lbs
18 - 4 - 0 |
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170 cm
37
156 lbs
39 - 17 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Auto Pilot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
39 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pilot throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pilot throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pilot throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pilot misses with a kick to the body.
Auto Pilot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pilot misses with a wild body shot.
Pilot tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Simpson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pilot.
Pilot throws a leg kick but Simpson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pilot misses with a low kick.
Pilot tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pilot turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Simpson takes a swing at Pilot's ribcage but misses.
Pilot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson checks a leg kick nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson is looking to slow Pilot down with leg kicks.
Simpson blocks the body kick.
Pilot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Pilot's head.
Pilot checks a low kick from Simpson .
Simpson blocks the body kick.
Simpson is looking to score with low kicks.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Simpson , as that shot connected.
Simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson sizes up Pilot with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Pilot connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Pilot throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Simpson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Pilot misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pilot lands with an overhand left.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson tries to land a front kick but Pilot steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice body kick from Simpson .
Pilot misses with a wild body shot.
Pilot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Simpson .
Simpson swings widly with a right hand
and Pilot decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Simpson 's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Pilot postures up.
Pilot stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Simpson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pilot won't allow Simpson to sweep him here.
Simpson keeping moving, preventing Pilot from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pilot stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Simpson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Simpson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pilot looking to sit in guard and control but Simpson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Simpson decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pilot moves out of range of the leg kick from Simpson .
Pilot thumps Simpson with a low kick.
Nice jab there from Simpson .
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Pilot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson throws a low kick, looking for Pilot's leg but Pilot calmly moves out of range.
Pilot throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Pilot tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A telegraphed right hand from Pilot misses the target.
Pilot thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson . That's going to slow Pilot down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
An inside leg kick from Pilot misses.
Pilot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pilot pushes Simpson away with a front kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Auto Pilot will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Pilot misses with a body shot.
Pilot is looking to chop away at Simpson 's legs.
Simpson throws a leg kick
and Pilot counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Simpson wants to get back to full guard.
Simpson keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Pilot wants to take a breather but Simpson is having none of it.
Pilot is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Simpson is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Simpson trying to hold on to Pilot's head to control him but Pilot postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Pilot checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pilot steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson .
Simpson avoids a kick to the body.
Pilot rushes Simpson and presses him up against the cage.
Simpson tries to circle away but Pilot has him pinned against the cage.
Simpson breaks from the clinch.
Nice body kick there by Pilot.
Pilot is looking to slow Simpson down with leg kicks.
Pilot throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Simpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a right hand. Pilot shakes it off.
An inside leg kick lands from Simpson .
Pilot uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simpson .
Pilot throws the kick towards the body but Simpson avoids it.
Pilot tries to work over Simpson 's front leg with a kick but Simpson checks it.
Pilot misses with a low kick as Simpson jumps back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson throws a solid leg kick but Pilot takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Simpson .
A punch combination from Pilot misses.
Pilot takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good shot there by Simpson .
Pilot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Pilot.
Pilot tries to clinch but Simpson is having none of it.
Pilot is looking to clinch.
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pilot looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pilot misses with a hook. Simpson ducked under it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A punch combination from Pilot misses.
Simpson misses with a hook.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pilot.
Pilot pivots, looking for a leg kick but Simpson is out of range and Pilot settles back down.
Pilot throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Simpson takes a swing at Pilot's ribcage but misses.
Pilot tries to clinch up.
Pilot tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Simpson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pilot is out of range and Simpson settles back down.
Simpson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pilot wants to clinch.
An inside leg kick from Simpson misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pilot looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pilot.
Pilot misses with a two punch combination.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pilot.
Pilot pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pilot misses with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson throws a leg kick that misses.
A right-left combo lands from Pilot.
Pilot tries to clinch up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Auto Pilot will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pilot's sensitive parts.
Pilot throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Pilot doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Pilot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pilot drops his hands momentarily and Simpson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Pilot uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pilot checks a leg kick.
Pilot bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Simpson 's head backwards.
Pilot chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pilot moves in looking to clinch but Simpson pushes him off.
Simpson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Pilot wants to clinch up but Simpson keeps it at a distance.
Pilot takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A leg kick checked by Simpson .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pilot lands a right hook to the body.
Simpson misses with a hook. Pilot ducked under it nicely.
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Pilot clinches with his opponent.
Pilot is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Simpson is trying to break the clinch but Pilot is controlling him.
Pilot doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Simpson is trying to force a seperation but Pilot has the dominant position.
Pilot looking to slow down the pace here.
Pilot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pilot tries a body shot but Simpson blocks it.
Pilot looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson can't break the clinch.
Pilot doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Simpson blocking some punches.
Pilot trying to stall but Simpson improves his position.
Simpson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Simpson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Simpson lands a front kick.
Homer Simpson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pilot takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Pilot misses with a hook.
Pilot throws a leg kick but Simpson moved away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson lands a body shot.
Pilot tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
Pilot walks into a left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pilot looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
Simpson throws a sloppy head kick and Pilot moves out of range easily.
Simpson tries to land a leg kick but Pilot saw it coming and moves away.
Simpson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Simpson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pilot. Pilot obviously looking to wear him down.
Pilot paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Pilot misses with a body kick.
Pilot closes the distance and clinches.
Simpson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Simpson walks into a stiff left hand from Pilot.
Pilot connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Simpson momentarily.
Pilot wants to slow Simpson down by chopping away at his legs.
Simpson lands with a right hand.
Simpson moves out of range of the body kick from Pilot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pilot drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Pilot is rocked!
It looks like Auto Pilot has been cut.
Pilot ducks under a wild hook from Simpson .
Oh Pilot is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pilot walks straight into a right hand from Simpson - that's dropped him! Simpson jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Pilot from any more punishment! Pilot complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Homer Simpson !
Homer Simpson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Auto Pilot had this to say: 'Whatta hell was that.. '.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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