PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marek Siuta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheMan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Get Up Again. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Siuta
vs
TheMan

189 cm
31
220 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

181 cm
31
210 lbs
26 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Marek Siuta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Stan TheMan!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TheMan circles away from the clinch attempt.
TheMan throws out a leg kick but Siuta moves out of range and TheMan only half commits.
TheMan is looking to slow Siuta down with leg kicks.
TheMan fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
TheMan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Siuta.
TheMan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Siuta moves away.
Siuta looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
TheMan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Siuta. Those never looked like landing.
TheMan throws a series of punches but Siuta moves out of range.
TheMan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Siuta tries a head kick but it misses.
TheMan lands with a nice body punch.
Siuta stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from TheMan.
TheMan lands a right hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
TheMan scores with a sloppy right hand. Siuta should have avoided that one.
TheMan lands a nice shot to the body.
Siuta takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nice body kick from TheMan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
TheMan throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Siuta misses with a head kick.
Siuta is looking to clinch but TheMan is avoiding it.
A left lands for TheMan.
TheMan tries to bum rush Siuta with a series of wild strikes but Siuta uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
TheMan swings for the body but Siuta moves out of range.
TheMan scores with a punch to the head.
Siuta gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Siuta takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Siuta takes a swing at TheMan's ribcage but misses.
Siuta blocks a jab.
Siuta looks to score with a jab to the body but TheMan is just out of range.
TheMan looks to land a right hand but Siuta moved out of range.
Siuta misses with a body shot.
TheMan comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A solid leg kick lands there for TheMan.
TheMan lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
TheMan throws a leg kick which misses Siuta's front leg but catches the back leg as Siuta tries to avoid it.
TheMan lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
TheMan missing with a left hand there. Siuta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Siuta moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
TheMan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Siuta sees it coming and avoids it easily.
TheMan pushes Siuta away with a front kick.
Siuta is looking to clinch.
A punch lands to the side of Siuta 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Siuta on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Siuta tries to close the distance and clinch up but TheMan swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Siuta has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from TheMan finds it's way round the side to connect with Siuta's head.

Siuta is rocked!
TheMan drops Siuta with a straight right hand, right on the button! TheMan follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stan TheMan!
After winning the bout, Stan TheMan thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.