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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Clean Jaude Damn Vame (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meat Beater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damn Vame comes to the cage accompanied by ADVANCED TRAINING. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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155 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clean Jaude Damn Vame!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Meat Beater!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Vladimir Khabensky and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Beater misses.
Beater fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Beater blocks a head kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame tries to bum rush Beater with a series of wild strikes but Beater uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Damn Vame drops his hands momentarily and Beater takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Damn Vame tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Beater lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Beater moves out of range of the leg kick from Damn Vame.
Beater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Damn Vame.
Damn Vame fails with an attempt to clinch.
Beater jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Damn Vame tries to clinch but Beater is having none of it.
Damn Vame pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beater lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Damn Vame walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Beater checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Damn Vame throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Damn Vame avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Damn Vame tries to clinch up but Beater circles away and keeps his distance.
Damn Vame has taken the fight to the clinch.
Beater tries a body shot but Damn Vame blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Beater fails to land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn Vame lands a knee to the head.
Beater managing to block the knees to the body from Damn Vame.
Damn Vame tries to land knees in the clinch but Beater avoids the damage to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Damn Vame throws an elbow but misses.
Damn Vame throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Beater lands an uppercut.
Beater misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Beater.
Damn Vame throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Beater blocks it with crossed arms.
Beater tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Beater makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Damn Vame throws an elbow but it misses.
Damn Vame wants to break the clinch but can't.
A right hand to the body from Beater.
Damn Vame blocking some punches.
Damn Vame is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Damn Vame comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Beater lands a body punch in the clinch.
Beater leaning against his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame has had enough of the clinch but Beater keeps him there for the moment.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Damn Vame missing with knees to the body.
Beater softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Damn Vame trying to stall but Beater improves his position.
Beater has a couple of punches blocked by Damn Vame.
Beater misses with a body punch.
Beater avoiding damage as Damn Vame throws knees to the body.
Damn Vame prevents a body shot from Beater.
Damn Vame tries to work over Beater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Beater is working Damn Vame over against the cage.
Damn Vame lands on the inside with an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Damn Vame just misses with a elbow thrown towards Beater's brow.
Beater pushes Damn Vame back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Damn Vame is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Beater is trying to maintain a safe position but Damn Vame gets an underhook and turns Beater into the cage.
Beater working aggressively here.
A right hook to the body lands for Beater.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame trying to land knees to the body.
Good body shot from Beater.
Still in the clinch, Beater scores with a nice short uppercut.
Damn Vame tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beater avoids it.
Damn Vame landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Damn Vame breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Beater avoids the head kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Beater darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Damn Vame pushes Beater away with a front kick.
Beater lands the left hand.
Clean Jaude Damn Vame seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Damn Vame ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beater moves away.
Damn Vame scores with a push kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Damn Vame misses with a kick to the body.
Damn Vame misses with a low kick.
Damn Vame wants to land a leg kick but Beater is out of range.
Beater chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Damn Vame throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beater lands a body shot.
Damn Vame takes one to the chin there.
Damn Vame thuds his shin into the meat of Beater's side.
Damn Vame connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Beater lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Damn Vame lands a jab to Beater's midsection.
Damn Vame tries to clinch there but Beater circles away.
Damn Vame misses with a kick to the body.
Jab, jab by Damn Vame - just one landing.
Sloppy strikes from Beater. Those never looked like landing.
Damn Vame misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Damn Vame swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Damn Vame lands a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beater feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Damn Vame's calf.
Damn Vame moves into the clinch.
Damn Vame lands a damaging elbow.
Beater avoids the elbow strike from Damn Vame, against the cage.
Damn Vame putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beater in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Clean Jaude Damn Vame will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Beater scores with a shot to the body.
Beater misses with a low kick.
Damn Vame is looking to clinch but Beater is avoiding it.
Beater swings for the body but Damn Vame moves out of range.
Damn Vame throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Beater.
Damn Vame tries a low kick but Beater avoids it.
Damn Vame lands with a shot to the body.
Damn Vame takes one to the side of the head.
Some bone on bone action there as Beater checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Beater misses with a looping right.
Damn Vame tries to land a front kick but Beater steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Damn Vame wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Beater fails to land with a series of punches.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Damn Vame throws a leg kick which misses Beater's front leg but catches the back leg as Beater tries to avoid it.
Damn Vame tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Beater blocks a head kick by Damn Vame.
Beater throws a body punch but Damn Vame moves out of range.
Damn Vame throws a sloppy head kick and Beater moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beater lands a nice looking body kick.
Damn Vame takes one on the button.
Damn Vame tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Beater is able to avoid easily.
Beater throws a right and a left that both miss.
Damn Vame throws a leg kick but Beater sees it coming and moves out of range.
Beater lands a right hook to the body.
Damn Vame throws a sloppy head kick and Beater moves out of range easily.
Beater ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fighters circle momentarily. Beater darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Damn Vame fails with an attempt to clinch.
Some wild striking there from Beater.
Damn Vame wants to clinch.
Beater throws a quick inside leg kick.
Beater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Damn Vame walks into a straight right hand from Beater.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beater lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Beater!
Beater lands the left hand.
Beater lands a right hook to the body.
Beater avoids a kick to the body.
Damn Vame throws a jab but it's blocked by Beater.
A shot to the liver by Beater. Beautiful body shot.
Beater throws a sloppy head kick and Damn Vame moves out of range easily.
Beater throws a right and a left that both miss.
A swing and a miss from Beater.
A jab from Beater misses.
Damn Vame is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Damn Vame throws a head kick that misses.
Beater avoids the head kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame connects with a solid leg kick.
Beater misses with a body shot.
Damn Vame scores with a push kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame slips under a jab from Beater.
Beater scores with a punch to the head.
Damn Vame takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Damn Vame tries a low kick but Beater avoids it.
Beater connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Damn Vame momentarily.
Damn Vame shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Damn Vame stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Beater.
Beater lands with a nice combination. Damn Vame backs away looking to recover.
Beater throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Damn Vame sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Damn Vame blocks a jab.
Damn Vame misses with a two punch combination.
Beater fails in his attempt to clinch.
Damn Vame misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Damn Vame throws a head kick but Beater moves out of range.
Beater connects with a single shot there.
Beater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Damn Vame moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Damn Vame slams his shin into Beater's torso.
Beater lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Damn Vame throws a head kick but Beater moves out of range.
Beater cracks Damn Vame with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Beater lands a nice leg kick that just misses Damn Vame's sensitive parts.
Damn Vame fails in his attempt to clinch.
Damn Vame throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Beater throws a right and a left that both miss.
Damn Vame avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Beater lands with an uppercut that bounces Damn Vame off the cage and back into range.
Damn Vame circles away from the clinch attempt.
Damn Vame fails in his attempt to clinch.
Damn Vame takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beater looks to score with a jab to the body but Damn Vame is just out of range.
Damn Vame walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Beater checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Beater bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Damn Vame's head backwards.
Damn Vame pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Meat Beater showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Beater steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Damn Vame.
Beater moves out of range as Damn Vame throws a body kick.
Damn Vame misses the body punch
and Beater counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Beater just misses with a punch to the body.
Damn Vame tries a head kick but it misses.
Beater connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Beater throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A cross from Damn Vame lands.
Meat Beater seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Damn Vame tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Beater avoids a kick to the body.
Damn Vame throws a chopping leg kick but Beater manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Beater keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Damn Vame.
Beater circles away from the clinch attempt.
Damn Vame looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Damn Vame tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Damn Vame wants to clinch.
Beater lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn Vame moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jab, jab by Beater - just one landing.
Beater works the jab nicely.
Beater wants to clinch up but Damn Vame keeps it at a distance.
Beater misses with a double jab.
Beater checks a leg kick.
Beater throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Damn Vame closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Beater blocks the elbow strike.
Damn Vame trying to land knees to the body.
Beater has a couple of punches blocked by Damn Vame.
A right hook to the body lands for Beater.
Damn Vame tries a body shot but Beater blocks it.
Damn Vame throws a knee to the head but misses.
Damn Vame blocks an uppercut.
Beater misses with the head strike.
Beater lands a hook that snaps the head of Damn Vame backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beater stalling in the clinch.
Beater has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Damn Vame.
Damn Vame throws an elbow that misses.
Damn Vame throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Beater blocks it with crossed arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beater breaks the clinch.
Beater avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A telegraphed right hand from Beater misses the target.
Damn Vame throws a head kick that misses
enabling Beater to counter with a crisp jab.
Decent striking displayed by Beater there.
Beater pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Damn Vame back to the cage. Beater follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Damn Vame just misses with a punch to the body.
Damn Vame tries to keep at a distance but Beater has taken the fight into the clinch.
Damn Vame is trying to break the clinch but Beater is controlling him.
Damn Vame lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Beater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Damn Vame backwards.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Damn Vame.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beater manages to break the clinch.
Beater lands a nice looking body shot.
Damn Vame goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Damn Vame doesn't manage to clinch there - Beater circles away.
Beater takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Beater scores with a decent looking hook.
Beater throws a body punch but Damn Vame moves out of range.
Damn Vame connects with a body shot.
Damn Vame ducks under a wild hook from Beater.
Beater takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Beater tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Beater throws a combination. Damn Vame tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Clean Jaude Damn Vame is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Damn Vame with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Damn Vame goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Damn Vame pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Damn Vame moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Beater lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Damn Vame is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame tries to clinch but Beater moves away
and Beater counters with an outside leg kick.
Damn Vame fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Beater.
Beater throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beater throws a right hand that Damn Vame ducks under and follows up with a left that Damn Vame also avoids with ease.
Damn Vame moves in looking to clinch but Beater pushes him off.
Damn Vame tries to clinch but Beater is having none of it.
Beater moves into the clinch.
Damn Vame misses with the head strike.
Beater throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Damn Vames head.
Damn Vame tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beater avoids it.
Beater lands a hook that snaps the head of Damn Vame backwards.
Beater lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beater lands a left hand that snaps the head of Damn Vame backwards.
Beater misses with a hook to the ribs.
Beater blocks an elbow strike from Damn Vame.
Beater working aggressively here.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Meat Beater.
Well Beater has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 28:29
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Meat Beater!
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