PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Craig Clendennon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kraal The Bouncer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clendennon comes to the ring accompanied by LoFidelity Allstars - Battleflag. The Bouncer is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: WHERE THE SLIME LIVES. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Clendennon
vs
The Bouncer

170 cm
26
154 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

172 cm
25
148 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

The Dark Side
Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Craig Clendennon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kraal The Bouncer!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Josh West and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clendennon throws a leg kick but The Bouncer sees it coming and moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Clendennon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Craig Clendennon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Bouncer misses with a looping right.
Clendennon defending well as The Bouncer loads up on a big left hand.
The Bouncer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Bouncer looks to throw the jab but Clendennon is out of range.
A left lands for The Bouncer.
Clendennon with a hook.
Clendennon lands a jab to the head.
Clendennon scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Clendennon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Clendennon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Bouncer with a jab.

Clendennon has closed the distance and engaged The Bouncer in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Bouncer managing to block the knees to the body from Clendennon.

The Bouncer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Clendennon connects with the punch.
Clendennon dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Bouncer. That did some damage!

Clendennon moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clendennon tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Clendennon connects with a knee to the head.
The Bouncer wants to get back to striking at distance but Clendennon won't allow it.
The Bouncer wants to get back to striking at distance but Clendennon won't allow it.
The Bouncer is trying to force a seperation but Clendennon has the dominant position.
Clendennon connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Kraal The Bouncer has been cut.

The Bouncer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Clendennon throws a nice looking combination but The Bouncer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Decent striking displayed by The Bouncer there.
Clendennon doesn't manage to clinch there - The Bouncer circles away.
Clendennon cracks The Bouncer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The Bouncer misses with a straight right.
Clendennon throws a looping overhand right but The Bouncer ducks down to avoid it.
Clendennon takes a swing at The Bouncer's ribcage but misses.
Clendennon scores with a jab to the body.
The Bouncer looks to throw the jab but Clendennon is out of range.
A jab from Clendennon misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clendennon fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Bouncer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Bouncer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Clendennon.
The Bouncer misses with a hook. Clendennon ducked under it nicely.
Clendennon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Clendennon is looking to land body kicks.
The Bouncer lands a lovely overhand right.
Clendennon throws a lazy right hand but The Bouncer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Bouncer thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Bouncer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Bouncer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clendennon.
Clendennon does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Clendennon throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clendennon throws a quick inside leg kick.
Clendennon misses with a hook
and The Bouncer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Clendennon, right into the meat.
The Bouncer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

Clendennon moves into the clinch.
Clendennon lands an elbow inside.
The Bouncer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Clendennon lands a right hand.
The Bouncer working hard to break the clinch.
The Bouncer takes an elbow to the temple.
The Bouncer wants to break free but Clendennon has control.
The Bouncer prevents a body shot from Clendennon.
Clendennon lands a body punch in the clinch.
The Bouncer tries to break the clinch but Clendennon is controlling the position.

The Bouncer breaks the clinch.
The Bouncer misses with a double jab.
The Bouncer throws a jab but it's blocked by Clendennon.

Clendennon darts in and clinches The Bouncer up against the ropes.
Clendennon unloads a knee to the mid-section. The Bouncer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clendennon unloads a knee to the mid-section. The Bouncer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Bouncer looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clendennon lands a knee to the head.
Clendennon crunches a lovely knee into The Bouncer's ribcage.
Nice elbow from Clendennon.
Clendennon throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but The Bouncer blocks it with crossed arms.
The Bouncer tries to break the clinch but Clendennon is controlling the position.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Clendennon using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Clendennon landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Clendennon with a knee to the head.
Clendennon lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Bouncer is trying to break free.
Knees in the clinch landing for Clendennon.
The Bouncer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Clendennon lands a nice knee to the body.
The Bouncer is trying to push Clendennon away but Clendennon has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
The Bouncer tries to break the clinch but Clendennon is controlling the position.
The Bouncer wants to stall.
The Bouncer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Clendennon tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Clendennon lands with a left to the head.
The Bouncer looking to slow down the pace here.
The Bouncer wants to break free but Clendennon has control.
Clendennon working The Bouncer over with knees to the body.
Clendennon lands a big knee! That's hurt The Bouncer! Oh, he's all over the place! Clendennon lands another knee that sends The Bouncer to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Craig Clendennon!
Craig Clendennon decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.