PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luis Garavito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garavito comes to the cage accompanied by Make Them Suffer. Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Garavito
vs
Pencil

188 cm
23
212 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

185 cm
21
193 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Knockout power

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Luis Garavito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garavito has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pencil.
Garavito throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Garavito misses with a hook. Pencil ducked under it nicely.
Garavito ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Garavito moves out of range as Pencil throws a body kick.
Garavito keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Garavito throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Garavito connects with a leg kick. Pencil looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

Pencil closes the distance and clinches.

Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garavito avoids the body shot from Pencil.
Garavito throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Garavito scores with a jab. Pencil acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Garavito.
Pencil is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Garavito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garavito misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil throws a nice outside leg kick.
Garavito throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pencil scoring well with a low kick there.
Garavito throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pencil walks into a stiff left hand from Garavito.
Garavito is looking to slow Pencil down with leg kicks.
Pencil thumps Garavito with a low kick.
Garavito throws a solid leg kick but Pencil takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Garavito.
Pencil throws a sloppy body shot
and Garavito counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Garavito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pencil.
Garavito swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pencil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Garavito was well out of range. Poor timing from Pencil.
Garavito throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Garavito bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Garavito throws out a loose jab but Pencil uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pencil walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Garavito checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pencil pushes Garavito away with a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garavito throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pencil misses with an uppercut
and Garavito counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
A leg kick checked by Garavito.
Garavito misses with a head kick.
Garavito scores with the left hand. Pencil knows he should have avoided that one.
Garavito misses with an uppercut. Pencil saw that one coming.
Pencil throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Garavito loads up on a big right hand but Pencil slips the punch.
Garavito's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pencil under the eye.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Pencil takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Garavito misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Garavito keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pencil lands a front kick.
Pencil fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Garavito checks it well.
Garavito lands with an overhand left.
Pencil misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garavito.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil lands a jab.
Pencil gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Garavito slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Pencil is rocked!
Donk. Pencil catches Garavito right on the button with a cross.
Pencil throws a head kick but Garavito moves out of range.
Garavito buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pencil throws a half hearted mid kick.
Garavito blocks a head kick by Pencil.
Garavito lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pencil is still on wobbly legs! Can Garavito finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circle momentarily. Garavito darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Pencil throws a leg kick but Garavito moved away.
Garavito misses with a kick to the body.
Pencil throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Garavito swats away the attempt to clinch by Pencil.
Pencil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Garavito misses with an uppercut.
Garavito scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Garavito moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wooden Pencil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pencil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pencil seems to have recovered his senses.
Garavito misses with a two punch combination.
Pencil just misses with a punch to the body.
Garavito lands with an overhand left.
Garavito looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Garavito throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pencil tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A clash of legs there as Garavito blocks the low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pencil.
Garavito ducks under a wild hook from Pencil.
The crowd cheers as Garavito lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pencil doesn't seem phased though.
Pencil fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Garavito manages to avoid it.
Pencil attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Luis Garavito dominated that round.
That's time! Garavito's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Garavito lands a big head kick that sends Pencil tumbling to the mat! Garavito takes a step backwards and waves Pencil back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Pencil connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pencil steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Garavito.
Garavito takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Pencil tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Garavito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A bone on bone clash there as Garavito blocks the leg kick.
Pencil with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Garavito gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Garavito lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pencil's sensitive parts.
Garavito thuds his right hand into Pencil's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Pencil bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Garavito's head backwards.

Garavito sends Pencil crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Garavito is motioning to the referee to let Pencil up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pencil is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Garavito rather than just go for the knockout.
Garavito checks the leg kick nicely there.
Garavito cracks Pencil with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Pencil falls to his knees and Garavito doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luis Garavito!
A victorious Luis Garavito thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.