PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lance Kilkenny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilkenny comes into the arena with Murder was the case blaring out of the sound system. Kramer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'm Shipping Up To Boston. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Diego Kramer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kilkenny
vs
Kramer

194 cm
23
266 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

176 cm
24
184 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lance Kilkenny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Diego Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Richard Clark and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kramer forces Kilkenny back against the cage and clinches.
A short right from Kilkenny.
Kramer blocks a body shot from Kilkenny.
Kilkenny lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kilkenny misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kilkenny lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
Kilkenny misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kramer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kilkenny misses with a punch to the body.
A short left from Kilkenny.
Kilkenny tries to work over Kramer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kramer misses with a punch on the inside.
Kramer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kilkenny blocks it with crossed arms.
Kramer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kramer blocks a body shot from Kilkenny.
Kramer trying to stall but Kilkenny improves his position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kilkenny creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kilkenny softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kramer stalling the fight.
A shot in the inside from Kilkenny.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kramer misses with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer lands an uppercut.
Kilkenny lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
Kilkenny scores with a nice hook to the head.

Kramer is rocked!
Kramer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kramer looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kilkenny.
Kramer is still on wobbly legs! Can Kilkenny finish him?
Kilkenny dips a shoulder and cracks Kramer with a mighty uppercut! Kramer falls back against the cage and Kilkenny unloads with a barrage of strikes! Kramer is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kilkenny screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lance Kilkenny!