PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frankestein Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guybrush Threepwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mir comes to the cage accompanied by SURF RIDER!!!. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Mir
vs
Threepwood

185 cm
31
277 lbs
30 - 11 - 0

190 cm
29
263 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Conquer

Hellraiser FightGear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frankestein Mir!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Guybrush Threepwood!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Threepwood tries to clinch up but Mir circles away and keeps his distance.
Mir getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mir misses with a takedown

and Threepwood counters by clinching up.
Mir tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A body shot lands from Mir.
Threepwood throws a punch but it's blocked by Mir.
Threepwood working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Threepwood tries a knee to the head but Mir blocks it.
Threepwood connects with a nasty looking knee right to Mir's face.
Mir tries to land knees in the clinch but Threepwood avoids the damage to the body.
Threepwood on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mir's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Threepwood has a couple of punches blocked by Mir.
Threepwood gets through Mir's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Threepwood managing to block the knees to the body from Mir.
Mir tries to score a body lock takedown but Threepwood shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Threepwood landing knees to the head.

It looks like Frankestein Mir has been cut.
Threepwood avoids the elbow strike from Mir, against the cage.
Mir trying to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Mir obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mir trying to land knees to the body.
Threepwood with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Threepwood managing to block the knees to the body from Mir.
Mir lands an elbow inside that Threepwood shrugs off.

It looks like Guybrush Threepwood has been cut.
Mir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Threepwood is defending well for now.
Mir misses with a hook to the ribs.
Threepwood tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Threepwood misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mir tries to land a knee to the head but Threepwood blocks with his arms.
A body shot lands from Threepwood.
Threepwood tries to land a knee to the head but Mir blocks with his arms.
Threepwood lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Threepwood has a couple of punches blocked by Mir.
Threepwood tries to work over Mir's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mir is working for takedown but Threepwood is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frankestein Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mir misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Threepwood.
Threepwood has a couple of punches blocked by Mir.
Mir on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood struggles to land a body shot inside as Mir controls his hands.
Mir blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mir working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Threepwood can't find room to land a body shot as Mir controls the action.
Mir on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mir pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

Mir has picked Threepwood up - he's going for a ride! Mir dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Mir wants to pass the guard but Threepwood is defending well.
Mir throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Mir wants to free his trapped foot but Threepwood is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Mir is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Threepwood has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mir looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Mir is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Threepwood defends it well.

Mir is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Threepwood doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mir.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mir wants to pass the guard but Threepwood is defending well.
Mir takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Threepwood moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Mir passes into half guard.
Mir has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Mir lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Mir working the ground and pound effectively.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Threepwood is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Mir is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Threepwood is surviving well by controlling Mir's body position as best he can.

Mir is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Threepwood has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Mir looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Threepwood wants to hold on but Mir pushes him away.
Mir has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Mir is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Threepwood to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Threepwood shrugs it off.

Mir is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Threepwood can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Threepwood is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Threepwood tries to hold on but Mir postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frankestein Mir dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Threepwood closes the distance looking to clinch
and Mir counters with a low kick, right behind Threepwood 's knee.

Mir darts in and clinches Threepwood up against the cage.
A short left from Threepwood.
A left hand lands to the body for Threepwood.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mir.
Mir throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Threepwood blocks it with crossed arms.
Mir avoids a wild elbow strike from Threepwood.
Mir has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Threepwood is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mir just misses with a elbow thrown towards Threepwood's brow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Threepwood tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mir's elbow.
Threepwood lands an uppercut.
Mir on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Threepwood stops a takedown attempt from Mir.
Mir leaning his opponent against the cage.
Mir pushes Threepwood back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Threepwood backwards.
Mir trying to land knees to the body.
Mir misses with an elbow over the top.
Threepwood blocks an elbow strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mir.
Threepwood putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Mir in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Threepwood lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mir is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frankestein Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mir drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Threepwood gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short right from Threepwood on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mir is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Threepwood pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Threepwood lands a right hand.
Threepwood avoiding damage as Mir throws knees to the body.
Threepwood lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Threepwood struggles to land a body shot inside as Mir controls his hands.
Threepwood misses with a hook from the clinch.
Threepwood tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mir blocks it with crossed arms.
Mir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Threepwood is defending well for now.
Mir is trying to drag Threepwood to the mat but Threepwood just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Mir landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mir lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Threepwood backwards.
Threepwood throws a head punch that misses.
Threepwood misses with a knee to the head.
Mir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Threepwood is defending well for now.
Mir taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Mir lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mir missing with knees to the body.
Mir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Threepwood is defending well for now.
Threepwood gets underhooks to prevent Mir's takedown attempt.
Mir goes for a takedown in the clinch but Threepwood prevents it.
Threepwood is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood throws a punch but it's blocked by Mir.
A head punch on the inside from Threepwood fails to land.
Threepwood misses with an elbow strike.
Mir scores a nice knee to the body.
Mir lands a nice elbow.
Mir misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mir misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Threepwood.
Threepwood misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mir.
Mir creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Threepwood's defenses.
Mir working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Threepwood lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mir backwards.
Mir lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Threepwood tries a knee to the head but Mir blocks it.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Threepwood fails to land.

Mir gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood is looking to escape.
Mir seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Threepwood avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mir.
Threepwood pushes Mir off looking to stand but Mir dives back in and keeps control.
Mir scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Threepwood keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Threepwood tries to get to full guard but Mir has control of the leg.
Mir wants to lay and pray for a moment but Threepwood keeps working.

Mir is looking for a kimura but Threepwood is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Mir to get the leverage.
Threepwood controlling the position well.
Mir passes to side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mir works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frankestein Mir dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Mir drives through and clinches with Threepwood against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Threepwood.
Threepwood lands an uppercut.
Threepwood creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Threepwood using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mir has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mir.
Mir tries to land knees in the clinch but Threepwood avoids the damage to the body.

Mir turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!

Mir wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Threepwood, who protects the arm well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mir lands some shots froms side control.
Frankestein Mir overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mir tries to advance to mount but Threepwood denies him.
Threepwood really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mir. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Threepwood is trying to get back to half guard.
Mir misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir looks up at the clock and then as Threepwood takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Mir smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Mir connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Threepwood some visible discomfort.
Threepwood takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Mir is trying to get an arm triangle but Threepwood is defending well.
Mir works to advance to full mount. Threepwood defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Threepwood is looking to improve his position but Mir isn't that keen on the idea.
Mir punishing his opponent with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mir connects with a bit shot that sees Threepwood covering up! More strikes from Mir and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Mir is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frankestein Mir!
Frankestein Mir retains his heavyweight title!
Frankestein Mir gave a mention to Conquer in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).