PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Rich Aces High (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aces High comes to the ring accompanied by Aces High. Rich Aces High is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Aces High
vs
Darko

189 cm
38
189 lbs
36 - 16 - 0

188 cm
29
201 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rich Aces High!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Shimada and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aces High is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Aces High.
The crowd cheers as Aces High lands an impressive looking overhand right. Darko doesn't seem phased though.
Darko walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Aces High takes a swing at Darko's ribcage but misses.
A shot to the body from Aces High misses
and Darko counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Aces High connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Aces High displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Darko throws out the jab.
Darko throws a hook but Aces High blocks it.

Darko has Aces High up against the ropes in a clinch.
Darko lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Aces High pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A clash of legs there as Aces High blocks the low kick.
Aces High lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Aces High lands a really nice looking cross but Darko seems unphased.
Darko is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Aces High.
Aces High avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aces High connects with a solid leg kick.
Aces High staying out of range there.
Darko lands with a cross.
Darko slips a straight right by Aces High.
Darko dodges the punch combination from Aces High.
Aces High is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Aces High lands a right hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Aces High.
Aces High defending well as Darko loads up on a big left hand.
Aces High fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aces High throws a leg kick but Darko sees it coming and moves out of range.
Aces High connects with a body shot.
A big right from Darko misses.
Aces High scores with a sloppy right hand. Darko should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Darko takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Darko looks winded!
Aces High throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Darko counters with a nice uppercut.
Aces High throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Darko counters with a straight right hand.
Darko pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Aces High turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nice body punch from Aces High.
Aces High looks to land a combination but Darko avoids it well.
Darko throws an off balance right hand
and Aces High counters with a thumping low kick.
Darko uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Aces High.
Aces High with a jab.
Aces High buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Darko scores with a crisp jab that stopped Aces High in his tracks.
Aces High throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice shot by Darko.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rich Aces High dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Darko throws a hook but Aces High blocks it.
Darko takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A decent looking cross lands there for Aces High.
Darko misses with a hook. Aces High ducked under it nicely.
Darko works the jab nicely.
A head kick misses from Aces High.
Aces High slips a straight right by Darko.
Darko missing with a left hand there. Aces High was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Aces High lands a nice hook to Darko's body. Darko takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Aces High looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Aces High misses the target.

Aces High drops a shoulder and throws a biiiig uppercut that drops Darko onto his butt! Darko pops straight back to his feet to convince the referee that he's OK to continue.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Aces High moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Darko! Aces High continues to tee off on Darko, landing with a left and a right! Aces High connects with a right hand that leaves Darko sleeping against the ropes! What a finish by Aces High!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Rich Aces High!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Rich Aces High made sure he mentioned Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160), along with how happy he was to win his fight.