PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kratos Gorkhain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Gorkhain
vs
To Spooge

180 cm
26
186 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

185 cm
19
197 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kratos Gorkhain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge looks to land a body kick but Gorkhain moved away.
Gorkhain on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Gorkhain looks to score with a jab to the body but Spooge is just out of range.
Spooge's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Spooge duly obliges.

It looks like Kratos Gorkhain has been cut.
Gorkhain ducks under a wild hook from Spooge.
Spooge wants to clinch.
Spooge throws a wild body kick that Gorkhain sees coming a mile off.
Gorkhain has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Spooge.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Spooge.
Spooge cracks Gorkhain with a good jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spooge scores with a kick to the body.
Spooge missing with a left hand there. Gorkhain was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorkhain connects with a body shot.
Gorkhain misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Gorkhain.
Nice uppercut there from Gorkhain.
Spooge misses with a double jab
and Gorkhain counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Gorkhain lands a slapping body shot.
Spooge lands a nice looking body kick.
Spooge misses with a body kick.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spooge swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gorkhain counters with a nice uppercut.
Spooge misses with a body kick.
Gorkhain on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorkhain looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spooge works over Gorkhain's head and body with a nice combination.
Gorkhain is breathing heavily.
Spooge throws a front kick that sends Gorkhain stumbling back into the cage.
Gorkhain misses with a body shot.
Gorkhain takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Spooge looks to score with a jab to the body but Gorkhain is just out of range.
Spooge tries to clinch but Gorkhain is having none of it.
Gorkhain has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Gorkhain moves out of range of the body kick from Spooge.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Gorkhain swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Spooge fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spooge tries to clinch there but Gorkhain circles away.
Spooge scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Spooge!
Gorkhain avoids the head kick by Spooge.
Spooge looks to land a body kick but Gorkhain moved away.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Gorkhain sees it coming and moves out of range.
Spooge looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gorkhain avoids the head kick by Spooge.
Spooge tries to land a front kick but Gorkhain steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spooge is looking to land body kicks.
Spooge lands with a kick to the temple. Gorkhain shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Kratos Gorkhain's cut is getting worse.
Spooge swinging wildly here.
Spooge paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spooge misses with a wild combination.
Spooge ducks right into an uppercut from Gorkhain.
Gorkhain ducks right into an uppercut from Spooge.
Spooge dodges the punch combination from Gorkhain.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spooge.
Gorkhain showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spooge.
Gorkhain digs a good hook to Spooge's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spooge tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spooge misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kratos Gorkhain's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spooge throws a leg kick which misses Gorkhain's front leg but catches the back leg as Gorkhain tries to avoid it.
Spooge thuds his shin into the meat of Gorkhain's side.
Gorkhain has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Gorkhain fails to land with a series of punches.
Loves To Spooge seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gorkhain throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gorkhain will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Gorkhain moves out of range of the body kick from Spooge.
Spooge misses with a body kick.
Gorkhain is looking to wear down Spooge with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spooge fails with an attempt to clinch.
Spooge thuds his shin into the meat of Gorkhain's side.
Some wild striking there from Gorkhain.
A punch lands to the side of Spooge 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Gorkhain looks to land a combination but Spooge avoids it well.
Spooge bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gorkhain's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge tries to clinch but Gorkhain moves out of range.
Gorkhain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gorkhain loads up on a big right hand but Spooge slips the punch.
Spooge slips a jab and a cross from Gorkhain.
Spooge fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gorkhain has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice body kick from Spooge.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spooge shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Gorkhain eats them both and turns towards Spooge to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Spooge throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Gorkhain misses.
Spooge moves out of range as Gorkhain strikes.
Gorkhain misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Spooge rushes Gorkhain and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge effectively controlling the action here.
Gorkhain tries to break free but Spooge pushes him back against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Gorkhain as Spooge tries to tie him up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Spooge breaks the clinch.
Spooge scores with a head kick.
Spooge lands with an overhand left.
Spooge pivots, looking for a leg kick but Gorkhain is out of range and Spooge settles back down.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spooge.
Spooge plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Spooge tries a head kick but it misses.
Spooge throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge throws a push kick but Gorkhain slaps the foot to one side.
Spooge throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A left and a right from Gorkhain both land. Nice combination.
Gorkhain connects with a looping right hand.
Gorkhain rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spooge moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A combination from Spooge does no damage.
Gorkhain looks to land a combination but Spooge avoids it well.
Spooge tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Gorkhain manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Gorkhain. Those never looked like landing.
Spooge throws a right hand that Gorkhain ducks under and follows up with a left that Gorkhain also avoids with ease.
Spooge scores with a decent looking hook.
A good leg kick by Spooge.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge cracks the inside of Gorkhain's front leg.
Spooge throws a half hearted mid kick.
Spooge looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spooge looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spooge on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gorkhain misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Spooge has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Gorkhain slips a jab and a cross from Spooge.
Spooge is looking to slow Gorkhain down with leg kicks.
Spooge throws a half hearted mid kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A punch combination from Gorkhain misses.
Gorkhain moves out of range of the body kick.
A head kick misses from Spooge.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kratos Gorkhain's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Spooge throws the kick towards the body but Gorkhain avoids it.
Spooge misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gorkhain.
Good exchange - Gorkhain coming out on top.
Spooge explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Spooge throws a right and a left that Gorkhain avoids nicely.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gorkhain.
A left and a right from Spooge both land. Nice combination.
Gorkhain blocks a low kick nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gorkhain!
Gorkhain misses with a wild combination.
Spooge pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kratos Gorkhain is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Spooge.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorkhain misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Gorkhain. Those never looked like landing.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Some wild striking there from Spooge.
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.
Gorkhain misses the jab.
Gorkhain throws a series of punches but Spooge moves out of range.
Gorkhain avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Spooge misses with a lunging right hand
and Gorkhain counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Spooge explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorkhain blocks a leg kick.
Spooge connects with a high kick.
Spooge wants to clinch up but Gorkhain keeps it at a distance.
Gorkhain is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spooge misses with a series of wild punches.

Gorkhain gets tackled into the cage by Spooge. Spooge maintains the clinch.
Spooge can't find room to land a body shot as Gorkhain controls the action.

Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Spooge throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Gorkhain misses with a two punch combination.
Gorkhain ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spooge moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Spooge throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Gorkhain avoids the head kick by Spooge.
Spooge turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Spooge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Spooge showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gorkhain.
A thudding body kick lands there by Spooge!
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Gorkhain paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spooge throws a series of punches but Gorkhain avoids them all with ease.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spooge.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gorkhain avoids the head kick by Spooge.
Gorkhain throws a series of punches but Spooge moves out of range.
Gorkhain blocks the body kick.
Spooge slips a straight right by Gorkhain.
Spooge is looking to clinch but Gorkhain is avoiding it.
Gorkhain misses with a double jab.
Kratos Gorkhain has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gorkhain throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spooge scores with a kick to the body.
Spooge throws a leg kick which misses Gorkhain's front leg but catches the back leg as Gorkhain tries to avoid it.
Loves To Spooge is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gorkhain takes a kick to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Spooge has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!