PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between I.P. Daily (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). P. Daily and Dirk Diggler. Diggler is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: YO GOTTI - SOMEBODY WATCHIN ME. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Daily
vs
Diggler

195 cm
29
202 lbs
12 - 13 - 0

186 cm
30
196 lbs
25 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

GREEN!160
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, I.P. Daily!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daily throws a half hearted mid kick.
Diggler slips under a jab.
Diggler scores with a jab. Daily acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Diggler has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Daily throws a right hand that Diggler ducks under and follows up with a left that Diggler also avoids with ease.
Daily misses with a body shot.
Daily lands a really nice looking cross but Diggler seems unphased.

It looks like Dirk Diggler has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Daily misses the target.
Daily misses with a body shot.
Diggler lands with a nice body kick.
Diggler cracks Daily with a good jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Daily lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diggler.
Daily throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diggler moves out of range of the strikes.
Daily pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diggler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Daily.
Daily scores with a jab to the body.
Diggler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Daily.
Diggler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Daily buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Diggler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Daily throws out a loose jab but Diggler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diggler throws a shot from downtown. Daily moves away and avoids it.
Diggler dips to his left and cracks Daily with an uppercut!
Diggler looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Diggler digs a good hook to Daily's body.
Daily connects with a high kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diggler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diggler.
Diggler throws a leg kick but Daily moved away.
No joy there for Daily, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diggler works the jab nicely.
Daily tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Diggler rushes Daily and presses him up against the cage.
Diggler can't find room to land a body shot as Daily controls the action.
Daily tries to stall but Diggler uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Diggler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Daily is trying to break the clinch but Diggler has him pressed against the cage.
Daily tries to circle away but Diggler has him pinned against the cage.
Diggler pushes Daily back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Daily working hard to break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Diggler.
Diggler misses with a punch to the body.
Daily wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Diggler has him pressed against the cage.
Daily is trying to force a seperation but Diggler has the dominant position.
Diggler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Daily's elbow.
Daily trying to control the position but instead, Diggler has worked for underhooks and has pushed Daily into the cage.
Diggler prevents Daily from breaking the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daily wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Daily's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Diggler lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Diggler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Diggler lands a hook that snaps the head of Daily backwards.
Diggler stalling against the cage.
Diggler scores with a shot to the side of Daily's head.
Daily misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diggler can't find room to land a body shot as Daily controls the action.
Diggler can't find room to land a body shot as Daily controls the action.
Daily has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Daily breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Daily takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Daily misses with a looping right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daily misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diggler takes one on the button.
Daily has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Diggler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Daily throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diggler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Daily is breathing heavily.
Diggler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Daily.
Jab, jab by Diggler - just one landing.
Diggler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Daily throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diggler connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Daily throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Daily misses with a head kick.
Daily misses with a wild body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diggler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Daily has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Daily and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dirk Diggler's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Diggler feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Daily sprawling to the canvas! Daily rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Diggler finish him?!

Daily is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diggler ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Daily out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dirk Diggler!
A very excited looking Dirk Diggler rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.