PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pithe Canthropus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lasse Kongo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Canthropus comes to the ring accompanied by Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine. Pithe Canthropus is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Canthropus
vs
Kongo

175 cm
24
162 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

165 cm
19
157 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Team S.W.A.T.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pithe Canthropus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lasse Kongo!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canthropus keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Canthropus connects with a high kick.
Canthropus keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Canthropus throws a head kick that Kongo semi-blocks.
Canthropus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Canthropus throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Canthropus jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Canthropus lands a nice looking body kick.
Kongo blocks a head kick by Canthropus.
Canthropus scores with a shot to the body.
Canthropus tests Kongo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Canthropus connects with a single shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Canthropus.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Canthropus.
Pithe Canthropus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Canthropus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Canthropus throws a sloppy head kick and Kongo moves out of range easily.
Canthropus throws a one two combo.
Canthropus connects with a body shot.
Canthropus connects with a looping right hand.
Pithe Canthropus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Canthropus scores with a sloppy right hand. Kongo should have avoided that one.
Kongo takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kongo takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kongo looks gassed!
Crunch! Canthropus slams his shin into Kongo's torso.
Canthropus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canthropus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Canthropus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Canthropus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Kongo is rocked!
Canthropus lands with a shot to the body.
Canthropus scores with a sloppy right hand. Kongo should have avoided that one.
Kongo is still on wobbly legs! Can Canthropus finish him?
Canthropus lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Kongo crumples to the floor! Canthropus milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pithe Canthropus!
Pithe Canthropus retains his lightweight title!