PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jingle Jingle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jingle comes to the cage accompanied by Kay Kyser - I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Jingle
vs
Pain

178 cm
18
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
25
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

KO Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jingle Jingle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Pain!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice straight punches there by Pain. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pain.
Pain tests Jingle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jingle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pain.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pain.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jingle bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Pain managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Jingle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jingle tries to score with some ground and pound. Pain controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Pain tries to buck Jingle off but Jingle is having none of it.
Jingle lands an elbow.
Jingle lands a few punches from side control.
Jingle wants to control but Pain is keeping him busy.
Jingle looks up at the clock and then as Pain takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Jingle smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Pain defending against the ground and pound.
Jingle in side control lands a decent elbow.
Pain parries the strikes from Jingle easily there. Jingle is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Pain to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingle misses with the ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Pain can do anything to dispel that myth.
Jingle in side control lands a decent elbow.
Jingle scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Pain to see if he's OK.
Jingle works to advance to full mount. Pain defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Jingle with shots to the head and body - Pain looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jingle working Pain over with strikes here.
Jingle lands a couple of good shots and Pain has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Jingle landing with strikes.
Jingle is looking to stand but he's in a difficult position to do so.

Jingle looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Pain taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jingle Jingle!
The defeated Johnny Pain had this to say: 'ALLAHU AKBAR!!'.