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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cray Daddy Tay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Palahnuik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tay comes to the cage accompanied by JJ - Ecstasy. Palahnuik is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Machine Civilization. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cray Daddy Tay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Pete Palahnuik!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palahnuik swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tay looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Palahnuik throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tay.
Palahnuik throws a shot from downtown. Tay moves away and avoids it.
Tay bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Palahnuik's head backwards.
Tay misses with a hook.
Tay moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Palahnuik throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tay's corner calls for a 1-2. Tay obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Palahnuik throws an overhand right that lands on Tay's shoulder, as Tay tries to avoid the shot.
Tay throws a jab when Palahnuik was well out of range.
Palahnuik is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tay.
Palahnuik is looking to chop away at Tay's legs.
Palahnuik throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Palahnuik moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tay looks to land a left hand but Palahnuik moved out of range nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palahnuik throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tay sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Palahnuik lands a right hook to the body.
Tay shoots in and gets a takedown into Palahnuik's guard.
Tay wants to control from the top but Palahnuik keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tay controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Palahnuik has his hands on Tay's head, controlling the position.
Tay's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Cray Daddy Tay just wasn't active enough.
Palahnuik shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tay bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Palahnuik's head backwards.
Palahnuik swings for the body but Tay moves out of range.
Palahnuik keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tay.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tay.
Palahnuik just misses with a punch to the body.
Palahnuik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tay was well out of range. Poor timing from Palahnuik.
Donk. Palahnuik catches Tay right on the button with a cross.
Tay lands a jab to the head.
Palahnuik slips under a jab.
Pete Palahnuik is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tay steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Palahnuik.
Tay connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slapping leg kick lands for Palahnuik.
Tay throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tay takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tay moves out of range of the body kick from Palahnuik.
Tay swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Palahnuik throws a low kick but Tay avoids it.
Palahnuik lands a glancing blow to the side of Tay's head.
Tay swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tay on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tay misses with a hook. Palahnuik ducked under it nicely.
A combination from Palahnuik does no damage.
Tay keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tay wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Palahnuik keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palahnuik works the jab nicely.
Tay tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Palahnuik was well out of range. Poor timing from Tay.
Tay is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Palahnuik misses with a wild body shot.
Tay tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Palahnuik was well out of range. Poor timing from Tay.
Nice takedown defense from Palahnuik. No joy for Tay on that attempt.
Palahnuik keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tay.
Palahnuik lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Palahnuik throws an overhand right that lands on Tay's shoulder, as Tay tries to avoid the shot.
Tay misses with a leg kick.
Palahnuik lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Palahnuik.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik scores with a jab to the jaw.
Palahnuik attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Tay looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Palahnuik ducks under a wild hook from Tay.
Palahnuik jabs Tay to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tay misses with a hook. Palahnuik ducked under it nicely.
Palahnuik throws a shot from downtown. Tay moves away and avoids it.
A leg kick checked by Tay.
Palahnuik keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tay.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tay slips under a jab from Palahnuik.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A swing and a miss from Palahnuik.
Tay uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Palahnuik.
Tay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palahnuik lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Pete Palahnuik will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Tay swings away with a body shot that misses
and Palahnuik counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Palahnuik slips a jab from Tay.
Pete Palahnuik seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tay moves away from the strike by Palahnuik.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tay. Palahnuik does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tay takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tay misses with an uppercut.
Tay thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circling - Tay throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Palahnuik misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Palahnuik throws a body punch but Tay moves out of range.
Palahnuik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tay.
Palahnuik slips a jab from Tay.
Tay takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tay moves out of range of the leg kick from Palahnuik.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Tay.
Palahnuik throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tay stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tay takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Palahnuik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick that knocks Tay off balance momentarily.
Palahnuik scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tay doesn't seem bothered though.
Tay gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tay sizes up Palahnuik with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Palahnuik scores with a jab to the body.
Nice defenses there by Tay.
Palahnuik fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tay looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tay throws a nice looking combination but Palahnuik bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Palahnuik turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tay waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Palahnuik.
Tay is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Tay swings for the body but Palahnuik moves out of range.
Palahnuik avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tay paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tay misses with a wild body shot.
Palahnuik slips under a jab.
Palahnuik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Palahnuik misses with an uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Palahnuik.
Tay will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Palahnuik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Palahnuik takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tay bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Palahnuik uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tay.
Tay keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tay. Palahnuik does a little dance to reset his feet.
Palahnuik throws a solid leg kick but Tay takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Palahnuik.
Tay swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Palahnuik, right into the meat.
Tay with a jab.
Tay uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Tay looks to score with a jab to the body but Palahnuik is just out of range.
Tay waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Palahnuik.
A combination from Tay does no damage.
Tay on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Palahnuik lands with a hook. Tay tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tay is looking to chop away at Palahnuik's legs.
Tay blocks a head kick by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tay looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Palahnuik looks to score with a jab to the body but Tay is just out of range.
Tay misses the jab.
Tay throws a shot to the body.
Palahnuik connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Palahnuik throws a leg kick but Tay checks it.
Palahnuik leaves Tay with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Tay lands a slapping body shot.
Palahnuik does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Palahnuik slips a straight right by Tay.
Tay throws a body punch but Palahnuik moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Palahnuik.
Palahnuik jabs at Tay's body.
Palahnuik dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tay takes a kick to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Palahnuik lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Palahnuik manages to avoid it.
Tay throws the left hand but Palahnuik avoids the punch easily.
Palahnuik throws a nice outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pete Palahnuik showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Nice body punch from Tay.
Nice jab there from Tay.
Tay misses with a straight left.
A decent looking cross lands there for Palahnuik.
Palahnuik misses the shot to the body.
Palahnuik does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Tay scores with a jab to the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Tay.
Palahnuik slips a straight right by Tay.
Tay steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik misses with a straight left.
Tay avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tay rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Palahnuik counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tay's knee momentarily.
Tay connects with a nice looking jab.
Palahnuik keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tay.
Palahnuik scores with a hook to the body. Tay takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tay avoids the body shot from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tay throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tay lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Palahnuik keeps Tay at a distance using the push kick.
Good leg kick by Palahnuik there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tay lands a glancing blow to the side of Palahnuik's head.
Palahnuik lands with a shot to the body.
Tay checks a low kick from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik scores with a body shot.
Tay misses with a body shot.
Palahnuik looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Palahnuik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tay manages to avoid it.
Tay is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Palahnuik.
Tay throws a looping overhand right but Palahnuik ducks down to avoid it.
Cray Daddy Tay has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tay uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik throws a hook but Tay blocks it.
Palahnuik blocks a jab.
Tay misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Palahnuik.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tay thows a body shot but no joy.
Palahnuik misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tay tries to bum rush Palahnuik with a series of wild strikes but Palahnuik uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Palahnuik misses with an uppercut.
Palahnuik lands with a cross.
Palahnuik throws a solid leg kick but Tay takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Palahnuik.
Palahnuik loads up on a big right hand but Tay slips the punch.
Palahnuik digs a good body shot into Tay's ribs.
Tay misses with a double jab.
Palahnuik avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tay thuds his right hand into Palahnuik's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Palahnuik lands a jab to the nose.
Palahnuik dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Tay throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Palahnuik lands an overhand right.
Palahnuik wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Palahnuik with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Palahnuik looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jab, jab by Palahnuik - just one landing.
Palahnuik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tay.
Tay looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Palahnuik moves out of range of the strikes.
Palahnuik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tay.
Tay swings widly with a right hand
and Palahnuik counters with a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Palahnuik connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tay momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tay throws a poor cross that misses
and Palahnuik counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Palahnuik feints and then cracks Tay's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tay down.
Palahnuik comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Palahnuik darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Palahnuik lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tay takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tay thuds a left hand into Palahnuik's body.
Tay looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Tay walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tay is rocked!
Palahnuik lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oh Tay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A punch lands to the side of Tay 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tay connects with a body shot that sends Palahnuik's belly button to the back.
Palahnuik lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Pete Palahnuik is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Palahnuik misses with a wild body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pete Palahnuik comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Palahnuik winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pete Palahnuik!
As Pete Palahnuik got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Though we do violence, it is our choice. We must not forget, WE ARE ALL ONE!'.
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energy
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hype
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