PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Proudstar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sheen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Proudstar has chosen On the Warpath as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Sheen
vs
Proudstar

200 cm
27
266 lbs
19 - 8 - 2

225 cm
28
276 lbs
13 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Proudstar!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Proudstar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good shot there by Sheen.

It looks like James Proudstar has been cut.
Sheen swings for the body but Proudstar moves out of range.

Proudstar gets caught napping as Sheen dives in and scores a takedown. Proudstar manages to retain guard.
Sheen is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Sheen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sheen preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sheen stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Proudstar swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sheen is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Charlie Sheen.
Proudstar misses with a body shot
and Sheen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Proudstar.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Sheen throws a shot to the body.
Proudstar misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proudstar throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Proudstar lands a leg kick that knocks Sheen off balance momentarily.
James Proudstar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sheen lunges at Proudstar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Proudstar's hand.
Proudstar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sheen throws out the jab.
Sheen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Proudstar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Sheen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Proudstar throws out the jab.
Proudstar throws a hook but Sheen blocks it.
An inside leg kick lands from Proudstar.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheen throws a hook but Proudstar avoids it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Proudstar.
Proudstar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Proudstar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Proudstar.
Sheen misses with a head kick.
Sheen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Sheen throws a leg kick but Proudstar checks it.
Proudstar explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Proudstar lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sheen is breathing heavily.
Proudstar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Proudstar connects with a solid leg kick.
Proudstar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sheen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Proudstar throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Sheen tumbling to the canvas!

Charlie Sheen's cut is getting worse.
Proudstar in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Proudstar keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sheen's head.
Proudstar is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Sheen keeping moving, preventing Proudstar from controlling successfully.
Sheen wants to sweep but no luck.
Proudstar throws a big right hand that misses.
Sheen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Proudstar is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Proudstar wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
Proudstar is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Proudstar drops back looking for a leg! Sheen is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Sheen manages to kick Proudstar off! Proudstar jumps back into Sheen's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen looking to control.
Proudstar wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
Proudstar chips away with some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Proudstar working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sheen wants to sweep here but Proudstar controlling him for the moment.
Proudstar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sheen keeping full guard, as Proudstar tries to pass.
Sheen looking to hit a scissor sweep but Proudstar is one step ahead there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Proudstar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Proudstar dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Proudstar looks to score with a jab to the body but Sheen is just out of range.
Proudstar throws a jab but it's blocked by Sheen.
Proudstar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Sheen's waist but Sheen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Proudstar off to one side.
Sheen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Proudstar is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Proudstar.
Proudstar throws a leg kick
letting Sheen counter with a right hand.
Proudstar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Proudstar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Proudstar throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Proudstar blocks a low kick nicely.
Sheen misses with a straight left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen connects with a body shot that sends Proudstar's belly button to the back.
Sheen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Proudstar connects with the punch.
Proudstar lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sheen's sensitive parts.
Proudstar looks for a takedown but Sheen sprawls well.
Proudstar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Proudstar.
Sheen checks a low kick from Proudstar.
Sheen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen misses with an uppercut
enabling Proudstar to counter with a crisp jab.

Charlie Sheen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Proudstar lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Proudstar closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Sheen quickly recovers to half guard.
Proudstar thows a huge punch but Sheen dodges it nicely.
Sheen trying to control but Proudstar postures up.
Sheen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Proudstar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sheen trying to hold on to Proudstar's head to control him but Proudstar postures up.
James Proudstar has got the better of the ground game so far.
Sheen wants to improve his position but Proudstar is controlling well.
Proudstar winds up and cracks Sheen with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charlie Sheen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). James Proudstar! James Proudstar retains his heavyweight title!
Post fight, James Proudstar stared into the camera and said 'lol chuck grace funny'.