PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kane Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Williams comes to the cage accompanied by Celebration by Kool and the Gang. Abe is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Uncle Sam Goddamn. Kane Williams could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Earnest Abe's chin.

Williams
vs
Abe

193 cm
29
262 lbs
24 - 5 - 0

200 cm
30
284 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kane Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Abe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Abe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Abe ducks under a wild hook from Williams.
Williams thuds his right hand into Abe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Williams swings for the body but Abe moves out of range.
Abe ducks under a wild hook from Williams.
A slapping leg kick lands for Abe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abe connects with a crisp jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Abe as he connects with a hook.
Abe throws a jab but it's blocked by Williams.
Williams thumps Abe with a low kick.
That kick from Williams tenderised Abe's leg. Abe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Williams takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Williams fails with an attempt to clinch.

Williams rushes Abe and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abe.
Williams lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Abe.
Abe looks winded!

Williams's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Williams scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Abe doesn't seem bothered though.
Williams fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abe on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Abe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Williams throws a front kick that sends Abe stumbling back into the cage.
Williams lands a slapping body shot.
Williams has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Original Nemesis Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Williams ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Williams buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Williams attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Abe throws out the jab.
Williams misses with a two punch combination.
Williams misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams throws a quick inside leg kick.
Abe takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Williams lands a slapping body shot.
Abe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Williams pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut.
Williams just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Abe.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Williams, right into the meat.
Williams scores with a kick to the body.
Williams throws a wild body kick that Abe sees coming a mile off.
Williams tried to score with a low kick but Abe checks it.
Abe throws a body punch but Williams moves out of range.

Williams feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Abe sprawling to the canvas! Abe rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Williams finish him?!
Abe has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams drops Abe with a huge uppercut! Abe drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Williams is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kane Williams!
Kane Williams made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'That had to hurt. You dig?'.