PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rastaphan Dominatrix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: my dick. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Dominatrix
vs
Pitakaka

190 cm
20
215 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

189 cm
22
217 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rastaphan Dominatrix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka tries a low kick but Dominatrix avoids it.
Dominatrix wants to clinch.
Dominatrix seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

Dominatrix closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dominatrix lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pitakaka has had enough of the clinch but Dominatrix keeps him there for the moment.
Pitakaka looking to slow down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pitakaka.
Dominatrix gets underhooks to prevent Pitakaka's takedown attempt.
A short right from Dominatrix on the inside.
Dominatrix keeps control of Pitakaka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A clash of legs there as Dominatrix blocks the low kick.
Pitakaka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dominatrix was well out of range. Poor timing from Pitakaka.
Dominatrix fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pitakaka avoids it really well and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dominatrix takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dominatrix misses the shot to the body.
Pitakaka misses with a kick to the body.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Pitakaka enables Dominatrix to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Pitakaka manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dominatrix throws a big right hand that misses.
Dominatrix is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dominatrix's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Dominatrix drops back, looking for a kneebar! Pitakaka looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Pitakaka looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Pitakaka!
Dominatrix tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dominatrix has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Pitakaka stands up and beckons Dominatrix to his feet.
Pitakaka is looking to slow Dominatrix down with leg kicks.
Dominatrix's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Dominatrix duly obliges.
No luck for Dominatrix with that takedown attempt.
Dominatrix misses with a two punch combination.
Dominatrix misses with a body shot.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dominatrix's head.

It looks like Rastaphan Dominatrix has been cut.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Dominatrix looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Dominatrix throws a hook but Pitakaka avoids it easily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka scores with a spinning back kick!
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka moves out of range as Dominatrix strikes.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dominatrix misses the shot to the body.
Dominatrix ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pitakaka moves away.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a front kick that sends Dominatrix stumbling back into the cage.
Dominatrix is looking to wear down Pitakaka with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Dominatrix moves out of range of the body kick.
Dominatrix avoids a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a push kick but Dominatrix slaps the foot to one side.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick which misses Dominatrix's front leg but catches the back leg as Dominatrix tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dominatrix walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pitakaka.
Elijah Pitakaka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pitakaka throws a front kick that sends Dominatrix stumbling back into the cage.
Dominatrix throws an overhand right that lands on Pitakaka's shoulder, as Pitakaka tries to avoid the shot.
Dominatrix avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
Dominatrix misses with a body shot.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Dominatrix moves out of range.
Pitakaka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pitakaka circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dominatrix lands with a shot to the body.
Dominatrix blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elijah Pitakaka dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rastaphan Dominatrix's cut.
That's time! Dominatrix's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slow jab from Pitakaka misses its intended target.
Pitakaka blocks a jab.
Dominatrix misses with a wild body shot.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka delivers a nice body kick.
Pitakaka connects with an inside leg kick.
Dominatrix swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dominatrix avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Dominatrix looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Dominatrix chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pitakaka can pounce on him.
Pitakaka leaves Dominatrix with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Dominatrix checks a low kick from Pitakaka.
Dominatrix just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Pitakaka looks to land a body kick but Dominatrix moved away.
Dominatrix avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Pitakaka lands a high kick!
Dominatrix thows a body shot but no joy.
Dominatrix looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Dominatrix sees coming a mile off.
Dominatrix throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Dominatrix counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dominatrix moves away from the strike by Pitakaka.

Dominatrix gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix misses with a punch to the body.
Dominatrix scores with a shoulder strike.
Pitakaka tries to stall but Dominatrix uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Pitakaka is trying to pull guard but Dominatrix turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Pitakaka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pitakaka prevents a body shot from Dominatrix.
Dominatrix misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but Dominatrix is controlling him.
Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dominatrix has a couple of punches blocked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka blocks a body shot from Dominatrix.
Dominatrix is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pitakaka tries to break free but Dominatrix pushes him back against the cage.
Dominatrix lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pitakaka.
Pitakaka is looking to take this one to the mat.
A hook to the body from Dominatrix.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix swings wildly with an uppercut but Pitakaka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dominatrix misses with a body punch.
Dominatrix will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Pitakaka's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dominatrix tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dominatrix creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dominatrix is pushing Pitakaka up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Pitakaka is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Dominatrix gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Rastaphan Dominatrix has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elijah Pitakaka.
Dominatrix cracks Pitakaka with a nice body shot.
Dominatrix is working Pitakaka over against the cage.
Pitakaka blocks a body shot from Dominatrix.
Dominatrix working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Pitakaka breaks the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Dominatrix blocks the body kick.
Pitakaka avoids the body shot from Dominatrix.
Pitakaka throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crunch! Pitakaka slams his shin into Dominatrix's torso.
Pitakaka lands a head kick. Dominatrix smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dominatrix throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Dominatrix moves into range and clinches up with Pitakaka.
Dominatrix lands an uppercut.

Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dominatrix tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pitakaka was well out of range. Poor timing from Dominatrix.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dominatrix fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elijah Pitakaka showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rastaphan Dominatrix's cut.
That's time! Dominatrix's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Dominatrix closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Pitakaka's guard.
Pitakaka wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Dominatrix is now in half guard.
Dominatrix is just content to waste time from the top position. Pitakaka takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Pitakaka is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dominatrix controls from within his opponent's guard.
Dominatrix stands up over Pitakaka, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dominatrix wants to control from the top but Pitakaka keeps moving.
Pitakaka is looking to stand up but Dominatrix isn't so interested in that idea.
Dominatrix pushing down on Pitakaka's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pitakaka tries to kick Dominatrix off but Dominatrix keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Dominatrix missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dominatrix tries to pass to full mount but Pitakaka defends it.
Pitakaka is trying to stand.
Dominatrix with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dominatrix sitting and controlling from the half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Pitakaka wants to get back to his feet.
Dominatrix takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dominatrix lands with a punch from half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dominatrix trying to pass the guard but Pitakaka defending well.
Pitakaka looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Rastaphan Dominatrix has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pitakaka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dominatrix connects with a nice short shot to Pitakaka's temple.
Dominatrix wants to free his trapped foot but Pitakaka is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dominatrix uses his free foot to push down on Pitakaka's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka holds on to Dominatrix around his waist, trying desperately to prevent any attacks.
Dominatrix looking to finish with strikes here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Pitakaka because Dominatrix loaded up on that one.
Pitakaka is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dominatrix with a couple of short strikes.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Pitakaka can do anything to dispel that myth.
Pitakaka is bucking up trying to escape but Dominatrix cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka gets back to half guard.
Pitakaka really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dominatrix. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dominatrix not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Dominatrix is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Pitakaka sees it coming and defends easily.
Pitakaka is trying to stand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dominatrix throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dominatrix thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Dominatrix is working for a kimura but Pitakaka is defending it quite comfortably.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rastaphan Dominatrix showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Pitakaka has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Elijah Pitakaka!
Elijah Pitakaka tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.