PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bernie Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bill
vs
Hart

225 cm
32
300 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

225 cm
30
300 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Good gas tank

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bernie Hart!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hart gets a clinch.
Bill lands with a right to the head.

It looks like Bernie Hart has been cut.
Hart wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hart is looking to break free of the clinch but Bill has double underhooks.
Bill scores with a shoulder strike.
Bill keeps control of Hart as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Bill breaks the clinch.
Bill scores with a body shot.

Bill throws out a head kick that Hart doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Hart crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Hart's eyes and has decided to let it go on!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hart moves into range and connects with a jab.
A slow jab from Bill misses its intended target.

Hart has Bill up against the cage in a clinch.
Hart is trying to push Bill away but Bill has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hart is trying to break the clinch but Bill has him pressed against the cage.

Bill creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Hart crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!

That has opened up Bernie Hart's cut even more.
Hart throws a head kick but Bill moves out of range.
Bill connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Hart out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shitty Bill!
Shitty Bill decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.