PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harley Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe has chosen The Dead Brothers - Old Pine Box as his entrance music. Harley Crowe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Spanked
vs
Crowe

187 cm
25
195 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

179 cm
24
190 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

TWGC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Reaper Combatwear
Hellbent

[JMFC] Arashi Fighting Nutrition
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Harley Crowe!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crowe lands a nice hook to Spanked's body. Spanked takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Crowe crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Spanked - the referee stops the clock and Crowe gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Spanked. Crowe manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Crowe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Spanked cracks Crowe with a right hand to the side of the head.
Crowe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Crowe pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spanked is out of range and Crowe settles back down.
Crowe throws an overhand right that lands on Spanked's shoulder, as Spanked tries to avoid the shot.
Crowe scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spanked, as that shot connected.
Good leg kick by Crowe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slapping leg kick lands for Spanked.
Crowe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spanked just misses with a punch to the body.
Crowe lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Crowe.
We've been informed that Crowe has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Crowe lands a really nice looking cross but Spanked seems unphased.
Spanked throws a head kick that Crowe semi-blocks.
Spanked looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crowe misses with a double jab.
Crowe moves out of range of the leg kick from Spanked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe looks to throw the jab but Spanked is out of range.
Crowe throws a low kick but Spanked avoids it.
Crowe walks into a left hand.

Spanked tries to sprawl but Crowe drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Spanked tries to get to full guard but Crowe has control of the leg.
Crowe is looking to take a break and control but Spanked is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Spanked lands one or two decent shots to the body here. Although from his own half guard, he's not going to be causing too much damage.
Spanked is trying to get back to full guard.
Crowe tries to pass to full mount but Spanked defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked wants to get back to full guard.
Spanked is looking to control Crowe's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Spanked avoid being mounted?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crowe wants to free his trapped foot but Spanked is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Spanked is trying to control but can't.
Crowe is pressing down on Spanked's thigh, looking to free his foot. Spanked is holding on for now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Crowe is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Spanked is staying active underneath Crowe, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Spanked works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe trying to control but Spanked is working from the bottom.
Spanked pulls Crowe in close to prevent any damage.
Crowe trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Spanked manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Spanked working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Spanked trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Crowe tries to roll over but Spanked keeps him under control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spanked seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Crowe does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Harley Crowe will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Spanked scores with a nice right hand.
Spanked scores with a shot to the body.
Crowe slips a jab from Spanked.
Crowe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Spanked counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Crowe is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Crowe looking to control.
Spanked working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crowe keeping moving, preventing Spanked from controlling successfully.
Spanked cracks Crowe with a solid left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe keeping moving, preventing Spanked from controlling successfully.
Crowe is looking to sweep but instead, Spanked has passed into half guard.
Spanked working the head and body with strikes.
Spanked works his way into full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe is squirming around, avoiding Spanked's attempts to control the action.
Spanked with a couple of short strikes.
Crowe tries to hold on but Spanked pushes him away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanked prevents Crowe from getting the reversal.
Crowe tries to hold on but Spanked postures up.
Crowe gets back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked is keen to just control but Crowe is a slippery customer.
Crowe has hold of Spanked's hands but Spanked slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Crowe tries to get to full guard but Spanked has control of the leg.
Spanked throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Spanked winds up and cracks Crowe with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Crowe trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Spanked manages to pass to mount!
Spanked with shots to the head and body - Crowe looks very uncomfortable down there.
Gonna Spanked overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe wants to control but Spanked is having none of it.
Spanked tries to control but Crowe wriggling away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spanked postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Crowe looks a forlorn figure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Spanked fails to land the takedown.
Crowe lands a glancing blow to the side of Spanked's head.
Crowe swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Crowe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crowe lands a nice looking body shot.
Crowe throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spanked scores with a nice head shot.
Spanked does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
An inside leg kick from Crowe misses.
Crowe shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Crowe lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crowe fakes the leg kick and cracks Spanked in the body.
Spanked scores with a jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Crowe, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crowe.
Crowe throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Spanked connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Crowe looks to land a left hand but Spanked moved out of range nicely.
Spanked is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Spanked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crowe.
Crowe throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Spanked counters with a shoot takedown. Crowe fights it but they end up in guard.
Crowe looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Crowe looking for subs off his back but Spanked has passed one foot through into half guard.
Spanked looks to land a strike but Crowe avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Spanked has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked lands a couple of elbows.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Crowe is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Spanked sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Spanked missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Crowe looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Spanked passes into side control.
Crowe is not content to let Spanked control the position.
Spanked working the ground and pound.
Crowe takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe regains half guard.
Crowe avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Spanked.
Spanked passes to full mount!
Crowe is trying desperately to improve position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crowe tries to hold on but Spanked pushes him away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crowe manages to regain half guard. Good work.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gonna Spanked showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Spanked has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
A very excited looking Gonna Spanked made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.