PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Jordon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Eyeonly Fuckwell has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Fuckwell
vs
Jordon

191 cm
31
194 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

174 cm
34
190 lbs
20 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Dan Jordon!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Phil Schofield and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell moves out of range of the body kick.
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Jordon ducks down to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Jordon.
Fuckwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jordon on the side of the head.
Jordon avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jordon takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fuckwell throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fuckwell pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuckwell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuckwell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jordon lands a jab to the nose.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Jordon throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jordon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Fuckwell misses.
Jordon pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell throws out a leg kick but Jordon moves out of range and Fuckwell only half commits.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jordon.
Fuckwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bromance Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckwell avoids the head kick by Jordon.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordon looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jordon.
Jordon throws a hook but Fuckwell avoids it easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fuckwell. Jordon shrugs it off though.
Fuckwell scores with a nice body kick.
Fuckwell throws a solid leg kick but Jordon takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands a nice hook to Jordon's body. Jordon takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jordon throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuckwell lands with a nice body punch.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Jordon is just out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a hook.
Jordon avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell looks to land a combination. Jordon sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fuckwell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fuckwell feints and then cracks Jordon's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jordon down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell lands a jab to the nose.
Donk. Fuckwell catches Jordon right on the button with a cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That kick from Fuckwell tenderised Jordon's leg. Jordon is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jordon lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fuckwell takes a step back to recover.
Jordon walks into a left hand.
Fuckwell misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jordon counters with an outside leg kick.
Jordon shoots in but Fuckwell avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jordon drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nice uppercut lands for Fuckwell. That snapped Jordon's head back.
Jordon blocks a jab.
Fuckwell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jordon slips a jab and a cross from Fuckwell.
Jab from Jordon.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A bone on bone clash there as Fuckwell blocks the leg kick.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jordon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fuckwell lands an overhand right.
Fuckwell scores with a nice strike.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Jordon's head but Jordon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A slow jab from Fuckwell misses its intended target.
Jordon avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jordon.
Jordon feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fuckwell's calf.
Fuckwell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jordon.
Fuckwell cracks Jordon with a good jab.
Jordon misses with a straight left.
Jordon blocks a jab.
Jordon throws a low kick but Fuckwell avoids it.

Fuckwell gets caught flat footed, as Jordon shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Jordon trying to move into half guard but instead Fuckwell has managed to sweep!

Jordon is looking for a triangle but Fuckwell pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckwell won't allow Jordon to sweep him here.
Fuckwell has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jordon isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Fuckwell stacks Jordon on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Fuckwell!
Jordon is trying to improve his position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jordon is still trying to improve position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jordon regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Eyeonly Fuckwell will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Decent striking displayed by Fuckwell there.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy right hand. Jordon should have avoided that one.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Jordon chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jordon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Jordon moves out of range.
Jordon moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jordon.
Jordon scoring well with a low kick there.
Jordon tries to work over Fuckwell's front leg with a kick but Fuckwell checks it.
Jordon lands a leg kick that knocks Fuckwell off balance momentarily.
Fuckwell digs a good hook to Jordon's body.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Jordon walks into a jab.
Fuckwell tries to bum rush Jordon with a series of wild strikes but Jordon uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fuckwell scores with a hook.
Fuckwell is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Fuckwell listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jordon.
Jordon walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fuckwell checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jordon has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jordon connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice defenses there by Jordon.
Fuckwell showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jordon.

Jordon darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Fuckwell is staying active underneath Jordon, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jordon looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Jordon is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jordon is pressing down on Fuckwell's thigh, looking to free his foot. Fuckwell is holding on for now.
Fuckwell tries to kick Jordon off but Jordon keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Jordon is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Fuckwell reverses the position - he's now on top in Jordon's guard.

Jordon is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Fuckwell is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jordon looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Fuckwell passes into side control.
Jordon can't do much from the bottom here.
Jordon is looking for a sweep.
Jordon manages to work his way to half guard, despite Fuckwell's best efforts.
Jordon wants to improve his position but Fuckwell is controlling well.
Jordon gets back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jordon is working an open guard so Fuckwell takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Jordon has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fuckwell avoids the head kick by Jordon.
Jordon throws out a leg kick but Fuckwell moves out of range and Jordon only half commits.
Jordon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jordon tries to move into range but Fuckwell moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fuckwell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuckwell sizes up Jordon with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fuckwell lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckwell lands a slapping body shot.
Nice body punch from Fuckwell.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jordon moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
Jordon throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jordon has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fuckwell finds it's way round the side to connect with Jordon's head.
Jordon avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick as Jordon jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dan Jordon will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jordon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fuckwell lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice body kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the jaw.

Jordon has Fuckwell up against the cage in a clinch.
Jordon with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jordon scores with a knee to the head.
Jordon throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fuckwell blocks it with crossed arms.
Jordon tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckwell blocks with his arms.
Jordon misses with a knee strike.
Jordon trying to land knees to the body.

Fuckwell decides to pull guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jordon accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jordon wants to pass the guard but Fuckwell is keeping the position.
Fuckwell wants to stand but Jordon is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordon tries to free his leg and advance position but Fuckwell is retaining full guard.

Jordon is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Fuckwell is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Fuckwell has escaped and now he's on top!
Fuckwell will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Fuckwell gets to his feet. Jordon looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jordon doesn't seem bothered though.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy right hand. Jordon should have avoided that one.
Sloppy strikes from Fuckwell. Those never looked like landing.
Jordon gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fuckwell scores with a nice body kick.
Fuckwell finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuckwell, right into the meat.
Fuckwell throws a predictable looking body shot

and Jordon counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jordon moves nicely into side control.
The ground and pound from Jordon seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuckwell is not content to let Jordon control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jordon looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Dan Jordon has got the better of the ground game so far.

Jordon thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Jordon tries for a kimura but Fuckwell is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jordon is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Fuckwell knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Fuckwell dodges the ground and pound from Jordon.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dan Jordon comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jordon has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:29
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!