PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Fink Nottle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Canadian Hero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fink Nottle might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Pomp and Circumstance. Canadian Hero is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Fink Nottle
vs
Hero

177 cm
26
163 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

178 cm
20
146 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Elite Canadian Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Augustus Fink Nottle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Canadian Hero!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hero throws a leg kick which misses Fink Nottle's front leg but catches the back leg as Fink Nottle tries to avoid it.
Hero scores with a leg kick.
Hero connects with an inside leg kick.
Hero with a hook.

It looks like Augustus Fink Nottle has been cut.
Fink Nottle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hero was well out of range. Poor timing from Fink Nottle.
Hero buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Fink Nottle crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hero - the referee stops the clock and Fink Nottle gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hero. Fink Nottle manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hero has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Fink Nottle is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Fink Nottle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hero scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hero scores with a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hero.
That kick from Hero tenderised Fink Nottle's leg. Fink Nottle is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fink Nottle tries to clinch but Hero moves away
and Hero counters with a good low kick that Fink Nottle was not able to check.
Hero throws a head kick that half lands.
Canadian Hero seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hero connects with a leg kick. Fink Nottle looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fink Nottle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hero moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fink Nottle takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hero throws a leg kick which misses Fink Nottle's front leg but catches the back leg as Fink Nottle tries to avoid it.
Fink Nottle is breathing heavily.
Fink Nottle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hero fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fink Nottle has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hero.
Hero scores with a leg kick.
Hero scoring well with a low kick there.
Hero swats away the attempt to clinch by Fink Nottle.
Hero lands with a nice body kick.
Hero throws a head kick that Fink Nottle semi-blocks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fink Nottle. Hero does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fink Nottle jabs at Hero's body.
Fink Nottle is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Hero.
Hero throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Hero throws a leg kick which misses Fink Nottle's front leg but catches the back leg as Fink Nottle tries to avoid it.
Hero fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fink Nottle has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hero lands a nice looking body kick.
Hero lands a front kick.
Hero lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hero lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hero moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hero lands with a kick to the ribs.
Hero bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hero fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hero lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hero throws a head kick that Fink Nottle semi-blocks.
Hero explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Hero circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Fink Nottle drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Hero follows Fink Nottle to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Canadian Hero!
Canadian Hero is the new lightweight champion!
A victorious Canadian Hero thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.