PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaska Juntta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergei Biteyourcockov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sergei Biteyourcockov will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Juntta
vs
Biteyourcockov

188 cm
20
250 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

206 cm
21
289 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaska Juntta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sergei Biteyourcockov!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Juntta fails with a takedown attempt.
Juntta tries for a takedown but Biteyourcockov sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Juntta shoots in and gets a takedown into Biteyourcockov's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Juntta looking to pass the guard.
Juntta stopping the sweep attempt from Biteyourcockov.
Juntta throws a big elbow that misses.
Juntta with a nice head shot there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Juntta throws a strike but Biteyourcockov rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Juntta keeping full guard, as Biteyourcockov tries to pass.
Juntta might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biteyourcockov trying to control the position from guard on top but Juntta is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Juntta tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Biteyourcockov looking to sit in guard and control but Juntta gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Biteyourcockov throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Juntta escapes and throws Biteyourcockov's legs to the side, diving into side control!

Juntta tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Juntta has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Juntta throws a strike aimed at the side of Biteyourcockov's head but Biteyourcockov avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biteyourcockov stops Juntta from passing to mount.
Biteyourcockov is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Biteyourcockov manages to work his way to half guard, despite Juntta's best efforts.

Juntta looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Biteyourcockov has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Juntta not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juntta wants to advance to full mount but Biteyourcockov doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Juntta trying to control but Biteyourcockov is working from the bottom.
Juntta scoring with punches to the head and body.

Biteyourcockov is looking for a triangle but Juntta pushes his legs off easily.
Juntta has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Juntta advances to half guard.
Juntta throws a strike but Biteyourcockov avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

Biteyourcockov looking for subs off his back but Juntta has passed one foot through into half guard.
Juntta not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Biteyourcockov looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Biteyourcockov actively working from the bottom here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juntta missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Biteyourcockov taking some punishment here, with Juntta in his half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Juntta lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Juntta passes the guard and advances to mount!
Biteyourcockov taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaska Juntta dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Biteyourcockov tries a head kick but it misses.
Juntta gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Biteyourcockov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Jaska Juntta has been cut.
Juntta misses with a takedown attempt

and Biteyourcockov counters with a head kick that drops Juntta - he's looking to finish, following his stunned foe to the ground!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Juntta tries to roll over but Biteyourcockov keeps him under control.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Juntta here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

Biteyourcockov is working for a submission of some sort.
Juntta looks like he's trying to stand up.
Biteyourcockov is looking to advance position but Juntta won't allow it.

Biteyourcockov is looking for a kimura here.
Juntta is looking to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juntta trying to control but Biteyourcockov postures up.

Biteyourcockov seems to be working for a kimura but Juntta defends the submission attempt.
Juntta is trying to get back to full guard.
Juntta slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Juntta working a defensive guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Biteyourcockov thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Biteyourcockov is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Biteyourcockov postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Juntta is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Biteyourcockov, into his guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Juntta accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Juntta scoring with some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Juntta throwing strikes but missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biteyourcockov preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Juntta postures up in Biteyourcockov's guard and throws a big left but Biteyourcockov blocks it.
Biteyourcockov avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Juntta throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Biteyourcockov works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Juntta trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Juntta with a nice head shot there.
Juntta makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Juntta wants to control from the top but Biteyourcockov keeps moving.
Juntta is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Biteyourcockov looking for a guillotine here but Juntta defends easily.
Juntta wants to pass the guard but Biteyourcockov is keeping the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juntta throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Biteyourcockov works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Juntta missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Juntta lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Juntta wants to control from the top but Biteyourcockov keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Sergei Biteyourcockov will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jaska Juntta's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Biteyourcockov bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Juntta tries to improve position but can't.
Juntta looking for a sweep but Biteyourcockov has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Juntta regains half guard.
Jaska Juntta overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Biteyourcockov missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Biteyourcockov is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Biteyourcockov is looking for a kimura here.

Biteyourcockov is trying to work for a kimura but Juntta is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juntta is looking for a sweep. Biteyourcockov is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Juntta slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Juntta not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Biteyourcockov won't allow Juntta to sweep him here.
Juntta is working hard here to advance position.
Biteyourcockov wants to pass the guard but Juntta is keeping the position.
Juntta wants to sweep but no luck.
Juntta wants to control the position but Biteyourcockov says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.

Biteyourcockov seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Juntta is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Sergei Biteyourcockov!
A relieved looking Sergei Biteyourcockov thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.