PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Khaled Khaled (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khaled comes to the cage accompanied by DJ Khaled - Out Here Grindin'. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Khaled
vs
Bill

190 cm
33
220 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

225 cm
32
300 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

World class MT
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Good gas tank

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Khaled Khaled!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Skip Squint and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khaled avoids the head kick by Bill.
Bill slips a jab and a cross from Khaled.
Sloppy strikes from Bill. Those never looked like landing.
Bill uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Khaled.
Shitty Bill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot by Bill.
Bill smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bill throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Khaled sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Khaled has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bill.
Khaled throws a leg kick
and Bill counters with a low kick, right behind Khaled 's knee.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Khaled uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bill.
Khaled avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bill throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bill takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bill looks to land a combination but Khaled avoids it well.
Bill throws a big shot that misses.
Bill takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Khaled uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bill.
Khaled defending well as Bill loads up on a big left hand.
A nice leg kick lands there from Khaled.
Khaled with a hook.
Bill misses with a looping right.
A good leg kick by Khaled.
Khaled displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bill throws out the jab.
Khaled throws a head kick but Bill moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Khaled misses the target.
Bill closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khaled slips a jab from Bill.
Bill throws a hook but Khaled avoids it easily.
Bill takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khaled shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bill listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Khaled tries to clinch up.
Bill catches Khaled napping and connects with a fantastic 3 punch combination that sends Khaled crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but he's all over the place - can he beat the count?!? 4,5,6,7,8...9...10! He didn't make it back to his feet! Bill raises both arms skywards and takes in the roar from the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Shitty Bill!
During a confident post fight interview, Shitty Bill thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.