PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Chong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Chong has chosen I SHOT THE SHERIFF as his entrance music. Charlie Sheen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Sheen
vs
Chong

200 cm
27
266 lbs
19 - 9 - 2

187 cm
33
228 lbs
31 - 11 - 0

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World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bob Chong!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong cracks a nice hook into Sheen's ribs.
Sheen tried to score with a low kick but Chong checks it.
Sheen takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Chong lands a slapping body shot.
Chong tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sheen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chong throws a leg kick but Sheen checks it.
Sheen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chong.
Chong moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chong misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chong scores with a leg kick.
Chong lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sheen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Chong thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sheen if he has to take too many more of those.
Chong misses with a hook.
Bob Chong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong moves out of range as Sheen strikes.
Chong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sheen is out of range.
Chong throws a low kick but Sheen avoids it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Chong!
Chong moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Sheen is breathing heavily.
A punch combination from Chong misses.
Chong digs a good body shot into Sheen's ribs.
Chong misses with a wild body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Chong counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Chong trying to control but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Chong postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Sheen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
Sheen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Chong scoring with some ground and pound.
Sheen pulls Chong in close to his closed guard and prevents Chong from doing any damage or advancing position.
Chong working some strikes from top position.
Chong controlling from the top position.
Chong trying to control but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen trying to keep a closed guard but Chong is proving a slippery customer.
Chong throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bob Chong was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Chong connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Sheen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Chong crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Sheen - the referee stops the clock and Chong gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Sheen. Chong manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Chong misses with a body kick.
Sheen's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chong connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sheen scrambles back to his feet.
Chong chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sheen swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Chong holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Sheen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen tries a body shot but Chong blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Chong fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chong.
A body shot lands from Chong.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sheen.
Chong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chong blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Chong.
Chong tries a knee to the head but Sheen blocks it.
Chong lands an uppercut.
Chong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Sheen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sheen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chong tries a body shot but Sheen blocks it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sheen tries a body shot but Chong blocks it.
Sheen misses with a knee to the head.
Sheen swings wildly with an uppercut but Chong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chong lands a knee to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chong blocks an uppercut.
Chong lands a nice uppercut.
Sheen blocks a body shot from Chong.
Chong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Chong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Sheen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sheen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Bob Chong has been cut.
Sheen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chong can pounce on him.
Chong scores with a three punch combo!
Bob Chong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chong plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sheen scores with a jab to the head.
Chong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen slaps away a takedown attempt from Chong, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Chong thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sheen if he has to take too many more of those.
Sheen throws a body punch but Chong moves out of range.
Sheen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Charlie Sheen's cut is getting worse.
Chong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sheen's sensitive parts.
Chong avoids the body shot from Sheen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Sheen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Chong finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Chong. Those never looked like landing.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick from Chong.
Chong is looking to chop away at Sheen's legs.
Chong scores with a body shot.
Chong jabs at Sheen's body.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Chong. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Sheen smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Chong tries to land a front kick but Sheen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Chong throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chong misses with a few strikes there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chong lands with a nice body punch.
Chong goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong is looking to slow Sheen down with leg kicks.
Chong cracks a nice hook into Sheen's ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.

Chong has closed the distance and engaged Sheen in a clinch.
Chong has Sheen pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Sheen manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Chong misses with a body punch.
Bob Chong seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Still in the clinch, Chong scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sheen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Chong lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Chong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sheen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Chong misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sheen unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Chong.
Chong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sheen blocks it with crossed arms.
Chong misses with some punches.
Sheen blocks a body shot from Chong.
A body shot lands from Sheen.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sheen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chong lands a good knee to the midsection. Sheen won't want to take too many of those.
Chong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sheen.
Sheen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Chong.
Sheen scores with a shot to the side of Chong's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sheen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Chong's face.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chong backwards.
Sheen lands a body punch.
Sheen slows down the pace here.
Sheen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Sheen.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sheen blocks it with crossed arms.
Sheen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sheen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen managing to block the knees to the body from Chong.
Chong struggles to land a body shot inside as Sheen controls his hands.
Chong tries to work over Sheen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sheen is stalling here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen crunches a lovely knee into Chong's ribcage.
Sheen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sheen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Charlie Sheen will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Chong looks to throw a body kick
and Chong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Chong pushes Sheen up against the cage in a clinch.
Chong misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Chong throws an elbow but misses.
Chong trying to stall but Sheen improves his position.
Chong on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sheen can't find room to land a body shot as Chong controls the action.
Chong lands a shoulder strike.
Sheen has Chong pressed against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Sheen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chong misses with a punch to the body.
Chong prevents a body shot from Sheen.
Chong digs a right hand into Sheen's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sheen's gas tank.
A right handed body shot lands from Chong.
Sheen is trying to break the clinch but Chong is controlling him.
Chong lands with a short shot to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Chong.
Chong working Sheen over with knees to the body.
Chong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Chong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sheen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Chong can't find room to land a body shot as Sheen controls the action.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.

Sheen breaks from the clinch.
Chong wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Chong.
A clash of legs there as Chong blocks the low kick.
Sheen misses with a hook. Chong ducked under it nicely.
Chong shoots in but Sheen avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong misses with the combination.
Sheen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chong lands an overhand right.
Chong lands a leg kick that knocks Sheen off balance momentarily.
Sheen jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Chong closes the distance and pushes Sheen back into the cage.
Sheen struggles to land a body shot inside as Chong controls his hands.
Chong misses with a knee to the head.
Chong missing with knees to the body.
Chong trying to land knees to the body.
Chong missing with knees to the body.
Sheen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Chongs head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Sheen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chong is working Sheen over against the cage.
Sheen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Chongs head.
Chong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sheen's elbow.
Chong prevents a body shot from Sheen.
Chong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sheen struggles to land a body shot inside as Chong controls his hands.
Sheen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chong missing with knees to the body.
Chong misses with a knee to the head.
Chong blocks a body shot from Sheen.
Sheen lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen tries a body shot but Chong blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Sheen.
Sheen tries to throw a body punch but Chong avoids it by throwing Sheen back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen can't find room to land a body shot as Chong controls the action.
A hook to the body from Sheen.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen avoiding damage.
Sheen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Sheen digs a right hand underneath Chong's ribcage. Chong let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short body shot lands from Sheen as the two fighters clinch.
Sheen gets through Chong's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Sheen.
Sheen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Chong prevents a body shot from Sheen.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short left from Sheen.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sheen.

Sheen manages to break the clinch.
Sheen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Sheen showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Sheen has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:29
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Charlie Sheen!
A very excited looking Charlie Sheen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Bob Chong had this to say: 'Good fight, I & I now retired mon. Jah bless.'.