PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mic Hael (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Pitt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hael comes to the cage accompanied by WISE MAN AND HIS WORDS by Wiley. Pitt has chosen Pitt Don't Play Dat as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Mic Hael is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hael
vs
Pitt

186 cm
31
186 lbs
14 - 7 - 1

188 cm
31
184 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER
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Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mic Hael!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Pitt!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitt doesn't manage to clinch there - Hael circles away.
Hael lands an overhand right.
Hael checks the leg kick.
Hael takes one to the side of the head.
Hael shoots in but Pitt avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Pitt darts in and clinches Hael up against the cage.
Hael prevents a body shot from Pitt.
Pitt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Hael's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pitt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pitt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pitt throws an elbow but misses.
Pitt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pitt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pitt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hael backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pitt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pitt lands a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Hael - that landed with a thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitt tries to work over Hael's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pitt lands a damaging elbow.
Good body shot from Hael.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hael.
Pitt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pitt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hael wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pitt misses with the head strike.
Pitt throws a punch but it's blocked by Hael.
Hael scores with a nice hook to the head.
A hook to the body from Pitt.
Hael misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Hael fails to land.
Pitt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hael takes an elbow to the temple.
Pitt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hael wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pitt lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitt working aggressively here.
Hael misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hael can't break the clinch.
Hael scores with a shot to the side of Pitt's head.

Hael has Pitt pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Hael pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Pitt tumbling to the mat - Hael dives into Pitt's guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pitt is on top in guard.
Pitt engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Pitt's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Dirk Pitt was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Pitt moves out of range of the strikes.
Hael looks for a takedown but Pitt sprawls well.
Hael takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Hael connects with a leg kick. Pitt looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dirk Pitt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pitt throws a lazy right hand but Hael sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pitt ducks under a wild hook from Hael.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pitt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hael pushes Pitt back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hael throws a head punch that misses.
Pitt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Pitt just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hael's brow.
Pitt tries a body shot but Hael blocks it.
Hael tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pitt trying to land knees to the body.
Hael tries to circle away but Pitt has him pinned against the cage.
Hael is trying to push Pitt away but Pitt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pitt.
Pitt digs a right hand into Hael's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hael's gas tank.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A frustrated look appears on Hael's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pitt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hael blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Pitt on the inside.

Hael breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pitt displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hael.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Pitt dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pitt tries to clinch but Hael is having none of it.
Hael thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hael takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Hael fails with a takedown attempt.
Pitt looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Pitt moves into range and clinches up with Hael.
Pitt lands a shoulder strike.
Pitt misses with a body punch.
Hael can't find room to land a body shot as Pitt controls the action.
Hael misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Pitt.
Pitt tries a body shot but Hael blocks it.
Pitt lands with a right to the head.
Pitt throws an elbow but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Pitt.
Hael lands with a left to the head.
Hael works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

Hael breaks the clinch.
Pitt misses with a lunging right hand
and Hael counters with a right hand to the body.
Hael misses with a straight right.
Hael misses with a shot to the body
and Pitt counters with a left to the body.
Pitt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hael manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pitt looks to land a right hand but Hael moved out of range.
Pitt throws a hook but Hael blocks it.
Pitt looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pitt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dirk Pitt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Pitt gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Pitt lands a left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hael blocks an uppercut.
Pitt has Hael pressed against the cage, preventing Hael from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pitt tries to throw a body punch but Hael avoids it by throwing Pitt back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hael.
Hael takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Mic Hael has been cut.
Pitt throws a punch but it's blocked by Hael.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Pitt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pitt misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Pitt fails to land.
Hael blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hael working aggressively here.
Pitt misses with the head strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pitt throws an elbow but misses.
Pitt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Pitt throws a punch but it's blocked by Hael.
Pitt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pitt misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hael blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hael scores with a shot to the side of Pitt's head.
Hael blocks an uppercut.
Dirk Pitt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Pitt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hael misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pitt can't find room to land a body shot as Hael controls the action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pitt.
Pitt tries to land knees in the clinch but Hael avoids the damage to the body.
Pitt missing with knees to the body.
Hael lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pitt scores with a shot to the side of Hael's head.
Pitt has a couple of punches blocked by Hael.
Pitt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hael throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pitts head.
Pitt trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hael misses with a body punch.
Hael scores with a shot to the side of Pitt's head.

Pitt is rocked!
Pitt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pitt is still on wobbly legs! Can Hael finish him?
Hael dips a shoulder and cracks Pitt with a mighty uppercut! Pitt falls back against the cage and Hael unloads with a barrage of strikes! Pitt is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Hael screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mic Hael!
An out of breath and clearly excited Mic Hael thanked KAISER for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).