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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TJ Heisman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the cage accompanied by Venetian Snares - Vida. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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285 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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195 cm
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275 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, TJ Heisman!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Valeri Chadov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Heisman. Those never looked like landing.
Heisman misses with an uppercut. Lebowski saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Heisman.
Heisman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Lebowski counters with a right hand to the body.
Lebowski slips under a jab.
TJ Heisman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Heisman jabs Lebowski to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Heisman tries to clinch up but Lebowski circles away and keeps his distance.
Lebowski misses with a wild body shot.
Heisman misses with an uppercut. Lebowski saw that one coming.
Heisman thuds a left hand into Lebowski's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Heisman looks to land a left hand but Lebowski moved out of range nicely.
Nice shot lands for Heisman.
It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
Lebowski lands a nice looking kick to the body. Heisman takes a step back to recover.
Heisman throws a poor cross that misses
and Lebowski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lebowski takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Heisman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lebowski thumps Heisman with a low kick.
Heisman looks winded!
Heisman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Heisman throws a head kick that misses.
Heisman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Lebowski.
Heisman fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Heisman misses.
Lebowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Heisman misses with a wild combination.
Lebowski ducks under a wild hook from Heisman.
Heisman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lebowski.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Heisman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lebowski fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Heisman.
Lebowski scores with a head kick.
It looks like TJ Heisman has been cut.
Heisman takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Lebowski blocks a low kick nicely.
Heisman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lebowski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lebowski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lebowski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Lebowski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Heisman throws a leg kick but Lebowski sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Heisman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heisman swings for the body but Lebowski moves out of range.
Heisman takes a jab right on the kisser.
A clash of legs there as Lebowski blocks the low kick.
Lebowski looks to land a combination but Heisman avoids it well.
Heisman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Heisman tries a head kick but it misses.
Lebowski throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lebowski just misses with a punch to the body.
Heisman misses with a series of wild punches.
Heisman misses with the combination.
Heisman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisman throws a series of punches but Lebowski moves out of range.
Lebowski scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Heisman.
Heisman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lebowski circles away quickly and effectively.
Heisman throws a big shot that misses.
Lebowski takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lebowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lebowski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Heisman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lebowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Heisman throws an overhand right that lands on Lebowski's shoulder, as Lebowski tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Heisman takes one on the button.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lebowski, right into the meat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
That kick from Lebowski tenderised Heisman's leg. Heisman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Heisman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lebowski slips a straight right by Heisman.
Lebowski is looking to wear down Heisman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A lazy left from Lebowski finds it's target.
Lebowski digs a good body shot into Heisman's ribs.
Heisman thows a body shot but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski scores with a leg kick.
Jeffrey Lebowski is winning the standup battle so far.
Lebowski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lebowski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lebowski.
Lebowski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lebowski scores with a body shot.
Heisman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Heisman is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Heisman throws a body punch but Lebowski moves out of range.
Lebowski moves out of range of the strikes.
Lebowski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lebowski scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lebowski lands a nice looking body shot.
Lebowski connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski connects with a leg kick. Heisman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lebowski scores with a nice head shot.
Lebowski lands a big right hand that sends Heisman crashing to the mat! Lebowski stays standing though and waves Heisman back to his feet!
Lebowski throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lebowski scores with a kick to the body.
Lebowski feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Heisman sprawling to the canvas! Heisman rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Lebowski finish him?!
Heisman is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski connects with a stiff jab that staggers Heisman - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jeffrey Lebowski!
Jeffrey Lebowski very nearly forgot to thank Steel Penn's Laundry 93% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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