PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between David Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalevi Holger Routakirves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lang's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fuck the world. Routakirves has chosen Miami Nights 1984 - Elevator of Love as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lang
vs
Holger Routakirves

160 cm
22
145 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

178 cm
27
169 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Meet the Future

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, David Lang!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalevi Holger Routakirves!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Routakirves throws a chopping leg kick but Lang manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Routakirves is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lang.
Routakirves takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Routakirves cracks Lang with a good jab.
Lang has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Routakirves finds it's way round the side to connect with Lang's head.

It looks like David Lang has been cut.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
Lang lands a nice leg kick that just misses Routakirves's sensitive parts.
Lang lands a nice looking body kick.
A good leg kick by Lang.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lang scores with a jab to the jaw.
Routakirves takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Kalevi Holger Routakirves has been cut.
Lang lands a nice shot that snaps Routakirves's head back.

Routakirves is rocked!
Lang ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Routakirves is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Lang throws an uppercut from hell that sends Routakirves clean off his feet! He's out cold! Lang stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Lang!
David Lang retains his lightweight title!
David Lang decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.