PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Neo Kable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iiro Tolonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tolonen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Johnny Cash : The Man Comes Around. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kable
vs
Tolonen

201 cm
26
290 lbs
20 - 0 - 0

213 cm
39
285 lbs
48 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

[JMFC] Arashi Fighting Nutrition
Conquer

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Neo Kable!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 48 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Iiro Tolonen!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tolonen misses with a left hand
and Kable makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tolonen misses with a low kick.
Tolonen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tolonen with a jab.
Tolonen throws a sloppy head kick and Kable moves out of range easily.
Tolonen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kable throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tolonen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tolonen avoids the body shot from Kable.
Kable has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cell Block Six in the buildup to the fight.
Tolonen ducks under a wild hook from Kable.
Kable throws an overhand right that lands on Tolonen's shoulder, as Tolonen tries to avoid the shot.
Tolonen throws a looping overhand right but Kable ducks down to avoid it.
Kable throws a head kick but Tolonen moves out of range.
Kable fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tolonen manages to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kable has closed the distance and engaged Tolonen in a clinch.

Tolonen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tolonen lands a jab to Kable's midsection.
Kable tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tolonen was well out of range. Poor timing from Kable.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kable fails to land with a series of punches.
Kable fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kable scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tolonen in his tracks.
Kable misses with a low kick.
Kable misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tolonen bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kable's head backwards.
Tolonen walks into a stiff left hand from Kable.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kable stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tolonen.
Kable fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kable tries to clinch but Tolonen moves out of range.
Kable lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tolonen will feel that in the morning.
Tolonen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Tolonen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tolonen looks winded!
Kable tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tolonen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kable swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tolonen throws a big shot that misses.
Kable turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kable missing with a left hand there. Tolonen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Kable pushes Tolonen up against the cage in a clinch.
Tolonen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Kable.
Tolonen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tolonen wants to break free but Kable has control.
Kable lands a good knee to the midsection. Tolonen won't want to take too many of those.
Nice elbow from Kable.
Tolonen throws a head punch that misses.
Kable landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kable connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tolonen's face.
A short uppercut from Kable.
Tolonen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kable creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kable unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kable unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tolonen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kable misses with a body punch.
Kable lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Tolonen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kable lands a hook that snaps the head of Tolonen backwards.
Kable scores a nice knee to the body.
A short right from Kable on the inside.
Tolonen takes a knee to the side of the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knees in the clinch landing for Kable.
Kable unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tolonen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kable softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Tolonen is rocked!
Kable creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tolonen's defenses.
Tolonen is still on wobbly legs! Can Kable finish him?
Nice body punch from Kable.
A short right from Kable on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Kable.
Kable lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kable lands a nice knee to the body.
Tolonen seems to have recovered his senses.

Kable lands a vicious elbow to the side of Tolonen's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Kable tries to finish him with strikes but Tolonen still seems able to defend himself so Kable steps back and lets Tolonen get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.

It looks like Iiro Tolonen has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kable thuds a left hand into Tolonen's body.
Kable throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tolonen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kable fakes the body blow, causing Tolonen to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Tolonen goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Neo Kable!
A relieved looking Neo Kable thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.