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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch! comes to the cage accompanied by Ghetto Life. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bundy's choice of entrance music: Bad to The Bone. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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218 lbs
25 - 11 - 0 |
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212 lbs
33 - 16 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rick James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Bundy!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch! swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bundy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bundy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bitch! ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bitch! misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bundy.
Bitch! with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bitch! wants to clinch up but Bundy keeps it at a distance.
Bundy blocks a low kick nicely.
Bitch! scores with a nice right hand.
Bitch! staying out of range there.
Bitch! tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bundy was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch!.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch! was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
Bitch! looks to land a left hand but Bundy moved out of range nicely.
Bitch!'s corner calls for a 1-2. Bitch! obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bitch! closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch! smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bundy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bitch! uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bundy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Bundy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bundy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bitch! as he jumps to the side.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitch! looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bundy misses with a wild body shot.
Bitch! throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bitch! feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bundys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bitch! lands with an overhand left.
A combination from Bundy does no damage.
Bitch! fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bitch! cracks Bundy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bundy fails with a takedown attempt.
Rick James, Bitch! has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Al Bundy.
Bundy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bitch!'s head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bundy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bundy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bitch! has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bitch! and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bitch! looks to score with a jab to the body but Bundy is just out of range.
Rick James, Bitch! is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bundy goes for a double leg but Bitch! avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bitch! continues to drive forward.
Bundy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bitch! prevents it.
Bundy looking for a takedown.
Bitch! gets underhooks to prevent Bundy's takedown attempt.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
It looks like Al Bundy has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bundy.
Bitch! misses with the head strike.
Bitch! lands a nice uppercut.
Bundy tries for a takedown. No joy.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Bundy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bundy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bitch! walks away with a smile on his face. Bundy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bitch! steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bundy.
Bitch! slips under a jab.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch! was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
No joy there for Bitch!, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Bundy moves into the clinch.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bitch! tries to work over Bundy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bitch! tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bundy avoids it.
Come on Bitch! - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Bitch! tries to throw a body punch but Bundy avoids it by throwing Bitch! back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! missing with knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike.
Bitch! misses with the head strike.
Bundy can't get the takedown.
Bundy blocks an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bundy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bitch! prevents it.
Bitch! is pressed up against the cage. Bundy has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bitch! down to the mat. Bitch! avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch! thuds his right hand into Bundy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bundy has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Bitch! lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bitch! paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bundy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bitch! throws an overhand right that lands on Bundy's shoulder, as Bundy tries to avoid the shot.
Bundy checks a low kick from Bitch!.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Al Bundy's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Bundy.
Bitch! bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bundy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A head kick misses from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a leg kick that misses.
Rick James, Bitch! is winning the standup battle so far.
Bitch! moves in looking to clinch but Bundy pushes him off.
Bitch! fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bundy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fighters circling - Bitch! throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A clash of legs there as Bitch! blocks the low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Bundy misses the target.
Bitch! throws a looping overhand right but Bundy ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch! misses with a looping right.
Bundy has a takedown stuffed.
Bitch! tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bundy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch! lands a jab to the nose.
Bitch! is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Bundy.
Bundy shoots for a double leg takedown but Bitch! sprawls well. He's pushed Bundy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice defenses there by Bitch!.
Bundy thows a body shot but no joy.
Bundy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bundy swings for the body but Bitch! moves out of range.
Bundy thows a body shot but no joy.
Bundy looks to throw the jab but Bitch! is out of range.
Bitch! lands with an overhand left.
Bundy swings for the body but Bitch! moves out of range.
A big left from Bundy misses.
Bundy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bundy. Bitch! does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch! throws a solid leg kick but Bundy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bitch!.
Bitch! moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch! is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bundy swats away the attempt to clinch by Bitch!.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bitch! is fending him off so far but Bundy persists. Nope, Bitch! circles away and we're back to standing.
Rick James, Bitch! has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Al Bundy.
Bundy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bundy thows a leg kick but Bitch! checks it
and Bundy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bitch! ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bundy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bitch! connects with a right hand. Bundy shakes it off.
Bitch! lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bundy at a distance.
Bundy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bitch! can pounce on him.
Bitch! moves in looking to clinch but Bundy pushes him off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitch! looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bundy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bitch! connects with a high kick.
Bundy throws a hook but Bitch! avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bitch! throws a lazy right hand but Bundy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bundy lands the left hand.
Bitch! dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bitch! displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bundy throws out the jab.
Bitch! lands with a kick to the ribs.
Donk. Bitch! catches Bundy right on the button with a cross.
Bitch! pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bundy is trying desperately to land a takedown but Bitch! is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Bundy.
Bitch! throws the kick towards the body but Bundy avoids it.
Horrible takedown by Bundy or perhaps it was just good defense by Bitch! which made him look bad.
Bundy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bitch! swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bundy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch! defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bundy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch! fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bundy checks it well.
Bundy fails with a takedown attempt.
Bundy is breathing heavily.
Bitch! connects with an inside leg kick.
Bundy misses with a straight right.
Bundy is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bitch!'s half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Bundy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bundy trying to advance position but Bitch! counters by regaining guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bitch! is on top in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rick James, Bitch! dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Al Bundy's cut.
That's time! Bitch!'s corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
The crowd cheers as Bitch! lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bundy doesn't seem phased though.
Bundy scoring well with a low kick there.
Bundy dives in and grabs Bitch!'s left leg, looking for a takedown. Bitch! pushes down on Bundy's head and hops out.
Bitch! keeps the fight on the outside.
Bundy throws a looping overhand right but Bitch! ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch! throws a right and a left that Bundy avoids nicely.
That kick from Bitch! tenderised Bundy's leg. Bundy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bitch! displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bundy throws out the jab.
Nice uppercut there from Bitch!.
Bundy closes the distance and clinches.
Bitch! is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
Bundy goes for a takedown attempt but Bitch! pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Rick James, Bitch! has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Al Bundy.
Bundy throws a body punch but Bitch! moves out of range.
Bundy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! lands a right hook to the body.
Bitch! jabs Bundy right on the nose. Bundy blinks but takes it well.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bitch! scores with a punch to the head.
Bundy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bitch! tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bundy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bitch! moves out of range as Bundy strikes.
Bitch! feints and then cracks Bundy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bundy down.
Bundy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jab by Bundy.
Bundy staying out of range there.
Bundy throws a sloppy head kick and Bitch! moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bitch!.
Bitch! fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bundy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A jab from Bitch! does it's job there.
Bitch! bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bitch! avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bundy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bundy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bitch! scores with a jab. Bundy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bundy takes one on the button.
Al Bundy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bitch! steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bundy.
Bundy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bundy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bitch! slaps away a takedown attempt from Bundy, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Bitch! 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bitch! smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bundy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Bundy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch!.
Bitch! stuffs the takedown attempt from Bundy. Bundy gets slowly back to his feet.
Bitch! connects with a crisp jab.
Bundy needs to keep his hands up - Bitch! had a free shot at his head there.
Bundy shoots in and drives through. Bitch! sprawls well.
Bitch! scores with a jab to the body.
Bundy thuds his right hand into Bitch!'s forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bitch!!
A punch lands to the side of Bundy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! moves in looking to clinch but Bundy pushes him off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch! works Bundy's body with a nice hook.
Bundy has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bundy on the side of the head.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bundy.
Bitch! swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bundy.
Bundy takes one to the chin there.
Bundy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bitch! scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bitch! uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bitch! connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bitch! lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bundy at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bitch! lands a glancing blow to the side of Bundy's head.
Bundy tries to move into range but Bitch! moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bundy misses with a lunging right hand
and Bitch! connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rick James, Bitch! showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bitch!, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James, Bitch!!
A less than humble Rick James, Bitch! misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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