PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Old Spice Guy Intro. Jones comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pimp C. Skrypture, C$krilla ft. Bun B & The Isleys - One Day kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters really staring each other down here, as James Jones enters the cage!

Guy
vs
Jones

189 cm
32
186 lbs
27 - 12 - 2

178 cm
33
201 lbs
29 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, James Jones!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy misses with a hook
and Jones counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like The Guy has been cut.
Guy sizes up Jones with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Guy misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Guy throws a shot from downtown. Jones moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
Guy lands a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Guy throws a series of strikes that have Jones backpedaling.
Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Guy is just out of range.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guy manages to avoid it.
Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Jones lands a nice looking body kick.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Guy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sloppy strikes from Jones. Those never looked like landing.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Guy.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jones tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Guy is able to avoid easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Guy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Guy misses with a head kick.
Guy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jones is out of range and Guy settles back down.
Guy misses the shot to the body.
Guy moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Guy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy thuds a left hand into Jones's body.
Guy misses with an uppercut
and Jones counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Guy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jones tries to move into range but Guy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Guy thumps Jones with a low kick.
A jab lands there for Jones.
Both fighters circling a little - Guy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Guy tries to clinch but Jones is having none of it.
Guy avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jones lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Guy throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Guy with a hook.
Jones takes one on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Guy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jones.
Jones scores with a spinning back kick!
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Guy is just out of range.
Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Guy misses with an uppercut
and Jones counters with a low kick, right behind Guy 's knee.
Guy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jones swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones moves out of range of the leg kick from Guy.
Guy misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Guy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Guy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A slow jab from Guy misses its intended target.
Jones throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones misses the jab.
Guy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
A leg kick checked by Guy.
Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones takes one on the button.
Jones slips a jab from Guy.
Jones blocks a jab.
Jones fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Guy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Guy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jones counters with a head kick.
Decent striking displayed by Jones there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but James Jones will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on The Guy's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jones misses with the body kick
enabling Guy to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice uppercut there from Guy.
Guy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Guy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Guy avoids the body shot from Jones.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Guy.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Guy.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A nice inside leg kick there by Guy. That's going to slow Jones down.
Jones is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Guy rather than just go for the knockout.
Guy slips a straight right by Jones.
Guy moves out of range of the body kick.
Guy lands a lovely overhand right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Guy throws a head kick that misses.
Jones throws a head kick but Guy moves out of range.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Jones counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Guy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Jones scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Guy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Guy misses with a two punch combination.
Guy moves out of range of the body kick.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones throws a low kick but Guy moves out of range easily.
Guy throws a right hand that misses
and Jones makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones fails with an attempt to clinch.
Guy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guy misses with a body shot.
Jones lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jones.
Guy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jones.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Jones darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Guy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jones lands with a shot to the body.
A cross from Guy lands.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Guy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Guy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A slow jab from Guy misses its intended target.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Guy lands with a good body shot.
Guy avoids a kick to the body.
Guy throws a solid leg kick but Jones takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Guy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones cracks a nice hook into Guy's ribs.
Guy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jones lands with a cross.
Guy tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Guy throws a series of punches but Jones moves out of range.
Guy scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Jones gets tackled into the cage by Guy. Guy maintains the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy missing with knees to the body.
Guy tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Guy's elbow.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Guy avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Guy controls his hands.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Jones controls the action.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Jones controls his hands.
Guy tries to throw a body punch but Jones avoids it by throwing Guy back against the cage.
Guy with a knee to the head.

It looks like James Jones has been cut.
Jones throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Guy misses with a body punch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jones just misses with a elbow thrown towards Guy's brow.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Guy avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Jones.
Guy scores with a shoulder strike.

Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Guy dips to his left and cracks Jones with an uppercut!
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Guy is just out of range.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guy manages to avoid it.
Guy circles away from the clinch attempt
and Guy counters with a series of strikes. Jones will be more careful next time no doubt.
Guy throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Guy.
The crowd cheers as Guy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.
Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Guy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Guy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Jones is rocked!
Guy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Guy finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Jones takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jones throws a wild hook but Guy just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Jones gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Guy raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Guy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, The Guy made sure he mentioned KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$), along with how happy he was to win his fight.