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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between KoKo Beware (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pinchers - Bandolero kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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163 lbs
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164 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, KoKo Beware!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Paul Penis!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Ren Mimura and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penis lands with a thumping leg kick.
Beware shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Penis as he avoids it easily.
Beware takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
KoKo Beware seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice sprawl there from Penis as Beware shoots in.
Beware closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Beware wants to control but Penis is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penis is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Beware working the ground and pound.
Penis wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Penis takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Beware trying to control the action but Penis is working from the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Beware.
Beware is putting a hurting on Penis here, landing some big shots from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Beware has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Beware smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Penis is rocked!
Beware swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beware throws a right and a left that Penis avoids nicely.
Beware shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Penis but Penis pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for KoKo Beware. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Beware is breathing heavily.
Penis lands a jab to Beware's midsection.
Penis closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Penis lands in his opponent's guard.
Penis has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Beware keeping full guard, as Penis tries to pass.
Penis preventing the sweep.
Penis working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Beware looking to hit a scissor sweep but Penis is one step ahead there.
Penis forces his way into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Beware has managed to free his arm - good work.
Penis is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Beware has managed to free his arm - good work.
Penis is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Beware has managed to free his arm - good work.
Beware tries to get to full guard but Penis has control of the leg.
Beware trying to control from the bottom.
Beware wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Penis works his way into full mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beware is in all sorts of trouble here.
Penis with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Penis sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Beware keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Penis looking for a guillotine from mount but Beware is having none of it.
Beware tries to reverse the position but Penis maintains control.
Beware tries to hold on but Penis postures up.
Penis working for a guillotine from mount but Beware is in no mood to give up.
Beware is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Beware throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Beware tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Penis is working for a guillotine from mount but Beware frees his head quite easily.
Beware throwing hammer fists to the chest of Penis. What's that going to do exactly?
Penis throws some wild stikes that Beware manages to avoid easily.
Beware is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beware wants to hold on but Penis pushes him away.
Penis wants to finish this one by submission but Beware is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Penis.
Penis goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Beware turns into him and now he's in Penis's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that KoKo Beware will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Beware gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Beware has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Penis uses from the top position.
Beware is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Beware trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beware throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Beware looking to hit a scissor sweep but Penis is one step ahead there.
Beware is working hard here to advance position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis passes into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Beware is looking for a sweep. Penis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Beware is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Penis pulls his head out easily.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Penis just misses with a punch to the body.
Beware tries for a takedown but Penis circles away easily
and Penis counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Beware's guard now.
Penis postures up in Beware's guard and throws a big left but Beware blocks it.
Penis thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Penis thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Penis throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Penis stopping the sweep attempt from Beware.
Penis passes Beware's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Beware wants to get back to his feet.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Penis shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Beware's guard.
Beware preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Penis works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Penis passes to full mount!
Penis fails to advance to Beware's back.
Beware can't escape the position.
Penis is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Beware can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beware is trying desperately to improve position.
Penis mounts Beware! Really nice guard pass there!
Beware is trying desperately to improve position.
Beware swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Beware prevents Penis from taking his back.
Penis is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Beware has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Penis working for a guillotine from mount but Beware is in no mood to give up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Beware manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Penis is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Beware to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
Beware manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The referee warns Penis that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Beware has control of Penis's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Penis regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Penis gets back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paul Penis showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Penis punishes Beware's body with a nice straight punch.
A combination from Beware does no damage.
Beware closes the distance and clinches.
Beware tries to pull guard but Penis holds him up against the cage and eventually Beware drops back down to his feet.
Penis is looking to break free of the clinch but Beware has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beware escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Penis shoots in for a double leg but Beware sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Penis looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Beware stuffs the takedown.
Penis takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beware looks for a takedown but Penis sprawls well.
Penis slips a jab and a cross from Beware.
Penis circles away from the clinch attempt.
Beware throws a lazy right hand but Penis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beware swinging wilding here.
Beware looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Beware throws a lazy right hand but Penis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Penis closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Beware striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Beware is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Penis is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Beware knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Beware is looking to regain half guard here but Penis keeps moving and retains side control.
Penis passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Beware!
Beware is in all sorts of trouble here.
Penis is working for a guillotine from mount but Beware frees his head quite easily.
Beware swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Beware working to try and regain half guard.
Beware bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Beware avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Beware won't allow Penis to sweep him here.
Beware distracts Penis with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Beware sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Paul Penis has got the better of the ground game so far.
Beware advances position into side control!
Beware is working Penis over with some ground and pound from side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penis is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Beware not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Beware throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The fighters are battling for position here. Penis manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Beware trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Beware drops back looking for a leg! Penis is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Penis manages to kick Beware off! Beware jumps back into Penis's guard.
Beware working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beware tries to free his leg and advance position but Penis is retaining full guard.
Beware wants to stand but Penis has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Penis fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Paul Penis comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Penis has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paul Penis!
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hype
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