PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hush Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes to the cage accompanied by DPRKorean National Anthem. Hanson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Slipknot- Wait And Bleed. Hush Hanson will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jong Un
vs
Hanson

178 cm
27
232 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

198 cm
27
244 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hush Hanson!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Wagner Zegers and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jong Un moves in looking to clinch but Hanson pushes him off.
Jong Un throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've been hearing reports that Jong Un has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Hanson tries to move into range but Jong Un moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Jong Un shoots in and gets a takedown into Hanson's guard.

Hanson has his foot on Jong Un's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jong Un works his way back into a safe position though.

Hanson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Hanson looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Jong Un passes into side control.
Hanson looking for a sweep but Jong Un has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hanson looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Hanson is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Jong Un gets his way!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson trying to get back to his feet but Jong Un is in full control for now.
Hanson is really stuck here.

Hanson is trying to defend against the choke here but Jong Un has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Jong Un Tightens the hold and Hanson taps out furiously! Jong Un displays superior BJJ to win the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un is the new heavyweight champion!
Kim Jong Un decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.