PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leroy Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sheen
vs
Brown

200 cm
28
266 lbs
20 - 9 - 2

195 cm
33
256 lbs
33 - 13 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leroy Brown!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Brown slips a straight right by Sheen.
Brown on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sheen misses with a hook to the body
and Brown counters with a body kick that stops Sheen in his tracks momentarily.
Brown throws a leg kick
and Sheen counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Brown. That's going to slow Sheen down.
Brown connects with a leg kick. Sheen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Brown cracks Sheen with a good jab.
No luck for Sheen with that takedown attempt.
Sheen throws a leg kick but Brown checks it.
Brown lands a nice shot that snaps Sheen's head back.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Brown throws out a loose jab but Sheen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Leroy Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown misses with a straight left.
A big left from Sheen misses.
Sheen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Brown throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Brown there.
Sheen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sheen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sheen circles away from the clinch attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown throws a lazy right hand but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Brown lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown slips a straight right by Sheen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Sheen throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Brown moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Brown scores with a body shot.
Sheen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Brown throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Brown scores with a one two! Sheen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Sheen walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brown checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sheen throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown scores with a leg kick.
Sheen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sheen throws out a powerful jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sheen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sheen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Sheen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sheen loads up on a big right hand but Brown slips the punch.
Brown takes one on the button.
Brown cracks Sheen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Brown.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Brown.
Sheen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
Sheen is looking to wear down Brown with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sheen cracks Brown with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Brown takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Sheen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Brown throws a looping overhand right but Sheen ducks down to avoid it.
Sheen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brown moves away.
Brown throws out a loose jab but Sheen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brown manages to avoid it.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jab from Sheen.
Brown keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Sheen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sheen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Charlie Sheen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Sheen missing with a left hand there. Brown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Brown wants to slow Sheen down by chopping away at his legs.
Brown takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sheen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sheen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sheen lunges at Brown with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Brown's hand.

Sheen sends Brown crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sheen is motioning to the referee to let Brown up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Brown is rocked!

It looks like Leroy Brown has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brown avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Brown lands a slapping body shot.
Brown with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
No joy there for Sheen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Brown tries to land a front kick but Sheen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Brown lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brown throws out the jab.
Sheen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brown can pounce on him.
Brown tries a low kick but Sheen avoids it.
Sheen walks into a stiff left hand from Brown.
Sheen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sheen moves away.
Brown is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown throws a body kick that misses.
Sheen throws a jab but it's blocked by Brown.
Sheen throws a lazy uppercut
and Brown counters with a nice leg kick.
Brown lands with an overhand left.
Sheen scores with a sloppy right hand. Brown should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Brown scores with a leg kick.
Brown scores with a kick to the midsection.
Sheen throws a series of punches but Brown moves out of range.
Brown throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sheen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sheen lands with a shot to the body.
Sheen lands with a nice body punch.
Brown with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sheen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brown.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Brown connects with a leg kick. Sheen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Brown misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown scores with a body shot.
Sheen slips under a jab.
Sheen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brown.
Brown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Brown closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
Brown lands an uppercut.
Brown misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sheen.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
Sheen tries to throw a body punch but Brown avoids it by throwing Sheen back against the cage.
Brown blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brown.
Sheen misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Sheen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sheen throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Brown throws a front kick aimed at Sheen's knee but Sheen avoids it well.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Brown closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sheen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
Charlie Sheen is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A thudding body kick lands there by Brown!
Brown drops his hands momentarily and Sheen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Brown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
A telegraphed right hand from Sheen misses the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Charlie Sheen will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Sheen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Sheen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sheen throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown throws a head kick but Sheen moves out of range.
Sheen throws a jab but it's blocked by Brown.
Nice defenses there by Brown.
Sheen misses with a looping right.
Decent striking displayed by Brown there.
Sheen scores with a jab. Brown acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Brown misses with a straight left.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brown pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sheen is out of range and Brown settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen defending well as Brown loads up on a big left hand.
Brown throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nice jab there from Brown.
Sheen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brown.
Brown scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sheen in his tracks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Brown does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen jabs Brown right on the nose. Brown blinks but takes it well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sheen throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sheen.
Brown fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sheen is out of range.
Sheen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Leroy Brown has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Brown throws a shot from downtown. Sheen moves away and avoids it.
Brown swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nice shot by Sheen.
Sheen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Brown is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Sheen circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Brown to the canvas! Brown doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Sheen keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
A relieved looking Charlie Sheen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Leroy Brown stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well I think it is time to go back to our camp and take hard look not only my career but more importantly my future, perhaps the time has come to call it a day'.