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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Justin Hall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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181 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Dr John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Justin Hall!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sloppy strikes from Hall. Those never looked like landing.
Zoidberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hall.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zoidberg connects with a looping right hand.
Hall showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg swings widly with a right hand
and Hall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Zoidberg, as that shot connected.
Hall ducks under a wild hook from Zoidberg.
Hall throws an ugly left hook that misses
so Zoidberg counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hall pulls Zoidberg in close to prevent any damage.
Zoidberg looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to work some ground and pound but Hall has wrist control.
Hall is pulling down on Zoidberg's head. It's preventing any offense from Zoidberg, at least for the moment.
Zoidberg throws a big elbow that misses.
Zoidberg throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hall works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Zoidberg looking to sit in guard and control but Hall gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Hall showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hall postures up.
Zoidberg seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Hall controls from within his opponent's guard.
Zoidberg wants to sweep but no luck.
Zoidberg has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Hall has passed into side control.
Zoidberg wants to get back to his feet.
Hall wants to lay and pray for a moment but Zoidberg keeps working.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Hall off and has taken his back!
Zoidberg cracks Hall with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Hall from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Hall prevents Zoidberg from getting a body triangle.
Zoidberg is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hall defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Zoidberg throwing sloppy strikes.
Zoidberg controlling well, preventing Hall from escaping the position.
Zoidberg connects with a big shot to the side of Hall's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg looking for the choke from the back.
Zoidberg missing with strikes.
Zoidberg looking for the RNC.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg scores with punches and elbows.
Hall wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hall is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dr John Zoidberg dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Hall uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with an uppercut. Hall saw that one coming.
Zoidberg is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Zoidberg has his takedown stuffed
and Hall counters with a single leg into guard. Zoidberg didn't expect that.
Zoidberg had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Hall defends it easily.
Dr John Zoidberg overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hall's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Hall passes Zoidberg's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg is looking to control Hall's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Zoidberg avoid being mounted?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hall wants to lay and pray for a moment but Zoidberg keeps working.
Zoidberg wants to get back to full guard.
Zoidberg wants to get back to full guard but Hall has passed into side control.
Zoidberg tries to bench press Hall off him but Hall keeps the position.
Zoidberg is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Hall content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Zoidberg wants to control but Hall postures up.
Zoidberg tries to improve position but can't.
Hall content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Zoidberg is looking to regain half guard here but Hall keeps moving and retains side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hall working the body and head with strikes.
Hall trying to control the action but Zoidberg is working from the bottom.
Zoidberg is trying to improve his position.
Hall tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hall wants to control but Zoidberg is keeping him busy.
Hall is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Zoidberg sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hall seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Zoidberg does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hall controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Justin Hall showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Hall slips under a jab.
Zoidberg misses with a looping left.
Zoidberg throws a body punch but Hall moves out of range.
Hall slips a jab and a cross from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with an uppercut. Hall saw that one coming.
Hall slips a jab from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Hall.
Zoidberg missing with a left hand there. Hall was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hall lands a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg dives in and grabs Hall's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hall pushes down on Zoidberg's head and hops out.
Hall moves out of range as Zoidberg strikes.
Hall will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Zoidberg throws a looping overhand right but Hall ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg scores with a nice head shot.
Hall gets a double leg takedown into Zoidberg's guard.
Hall trying to control the position from guard on top but Zoidberg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zoidberg is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg looking for a guillotine here but Hall defends easily.
Hall slips nicely into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoidberg moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Zoidberg is trying to keep Hall in close.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg controlling Hall's posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Hall passes into side control.
Zoidberg is looking to regain half guard here but Hall keeps moving and retains side control.
Hall goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Zoidberg has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Hall but great work by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Hall defending against the ground and pound.
Zoidberg working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hall takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Zoidberg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hall keeps working.
A lull in the action here.
An elbow from Zoidberg crashes against the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg misses with the ground and pound.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dr John Zoidberg showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dr John Zoidberg!
Dr John Zoidberg took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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