PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jared Wild (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jungle Love- Morris Day And The Time . Wild has chosen Type O Negative - Love You to Death as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Bob
vs
Wild

197 cm
24
259 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

194 cm
23
255 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jared Wild!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bob.
Bob lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bob is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wild tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bob throws a leg kick that misses.
Wild lands the left hand.
Bob tries to clinch but Wild is having none of it.
Bob throws an off balance right hand
and Wild counters with a head kick. That will keep Bob thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wild displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bob throws out the jab.
Bob throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wild thuds a left hand into Bob's body.
Bob takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wild has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Silent Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crunch! Wild slams his shin into Bob's torso.
Bob has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bob dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wild lands a right hook to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wild.
Bob is breathing heavily.
Wild lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bob's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wild is looking to slow Bob down with leg kicks.
Wild with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wild cracks a nice hook into Bob's ribs.
A good leg kick by Wild.
Wild lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wild misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wild slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Wild feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bob sprawling to the canvas! Bob rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Wild finish him?!
Wild throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wild lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Wild.
Wild connects with a solid leg kick.
Wild lands a slapping body shot.
Wild scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wild lands with a good body shot.
Wild scores with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wild thuds a left hand into Bob's body.
Wild scores with a sloppy right hand. Bob should have avoided that one.
Bob tries to land a front kick but Wild steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wild feints and then cracks Bob's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bob down.
Bob stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wild.
Wild connects with a solid leg kick.
Wild bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bob avoids the head kick by Wild.
Wild digs a good body shot into Bob's ribs.
Wild throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That kick from Wild tenderised Bob's leg. Bob is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wild connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wild lands a nice shot to the body.
Wild connects with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wild lands a big uppercut and Bob crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bob looks OK. Wild waves Bob back to his feet!

Bob is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob leaves his chin hanging out and Wild seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Bob crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jared Wild!
An intense looking Jared Wild took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'You keep bringing body bags, and I'll keep filling them.'.