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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simo Supermies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Supermies has chosen D12 - Fight Music as his entrance music. Simo Supermies has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Eyeonly Fuckwell's chin.
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194 lbs
18 - 10 - 1 |
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36
196 lbs
34 - 23 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Simo Supermies!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Supermies throws out the jab.
Supermies takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fuckwell seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Fuckwell throws a right hand that Supermies ducks under and follows up with a left that Supermies also avoids with ease.
Supermies uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell connects with a looping right hand.
Supermies will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Supermies.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
Supermies throws a leg kick which misses Fuckwell's front leg but catches the back leg as Fuckwell tries to avoid it.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Supermies.
A jab lands there for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy right hand. Supermies should have avoided that one.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Supermies.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Supermies throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a right hand
and Supermies decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Fuckwell's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Fuckwell not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Supermies is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fuckwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Supermies stops Fuckwell from standing up.
Fuckwell utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Supermies wants to control from the top but Fuckwell keeps moving.
Fuckwell is pulling down on Supermies's head. It's preventing any offense from Supermies, at least for the moment.
Fuckwell working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Supermies.
Supermies throws a big right hand that misses.
Supermies is working Fuckwell over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fuckwell keeping moving, preventing Supermies from controlling successfully.
Fuckwell trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Supermies lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Supermies postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Fuckwell is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fuckwell working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Supermies.
Supermies is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fuckwell pulls Supermies in close to prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuckwell is looking to stand up but Supermies isn't so interested in that idea.
Supermies throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fuckwell works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Supermies is looking to work some ground and pound but Fuckwell has wrist control.
Supermies is looking to work some ground and pound but Fuckwell has wrist control.
Supermies prevents Fuckwell from getting back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell is trying to control the position but Supermies postures up.
Supermies throwing strikes but missing.
Fuckwell keeping moving, preventing Supermies from controlling successfully.
Fuckwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Supermies preventing the sweep.
Fuckwell controlling the position.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Eyeonly Fuckwell wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Fuckwell lands a nice looking body shot.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut.
A left lands for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Supermies bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Supermies.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Supermies throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Supermies throws a right hand that Fuckwell ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckwell also avoids with ease.
Fuckwell is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Supermies staying out of range there.
Supermies misses with an uppercut.
Fuckwell blocks a low kick nicely.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Supermies crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fuckwell - the referee stops the clock and Supermies gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fuckwell. Supermies manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Fuckwell slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Supermies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice sprawl there from Fuckwell as Supermies shoots in.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Supermies.
Supermies uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Simo Supermies will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Fuckwell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Supermies clobbers Fuckwell with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Supermies throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Supermies takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Supermies throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Supermies misses with a takedown attempt
and Fuckwell counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Supermies is just out of range.
Supermies gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Supermies uses good head movement to avoid it.
Supermies misses with a leg kick
and Fuckwell counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fuckwell lands with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut. Supermies saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the body.
Fuckwell connects with an inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Supermies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Supermies moves out of range of the strikes.
Fuckwell changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Fuckwell - that will leave a mark!
Fuckwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Supermies on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Supermies misses with a hook.
Fuckwell listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Supermies ducked under it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Supermies misses with a hook. Fuckwell ducked under it nicely.
Fuckwell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Supermies throws out the jab.
Supermies looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fuckwell is fending him off so far but Supermies persists. Nope, Fuckwell circles away and we're back to standing.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Supermies.
Fuckwell throws a jab but it's blocked by Supermies.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Supermies checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fuckwell avoids the body shot from Supermies.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuckwell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Supermies scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fuckwell lands with a shot to the body.
Supermies paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Supermies blocks the body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Supermies's hands.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Supermies blocks a leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Supermies moves out of range.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckwell comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuckwell gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Supermies to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Supermies in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Supermies won't allow Fuckwell to get back to his feet.
Fuckwell is trying to control the position but Supermies postures up.
Supermies postures up in Fuckwell's guard and throws a big left but Fuckwell blocks it.
Supermies landing some decent shots from guard.
Supermies throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Supermies wants to control from the top but Fuckwell keeps moving.
Fuckwell wants to stand and escape but Supermies is having none of it.
Supermies trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Supermies trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuckwell is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fuckwell is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Supermies stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fuckwell swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Supermies keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fuckwell's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Supermies in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fuckwell looking for a sweep. Not yet Fuckwell, not yet.
Fuckwell is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Supermies scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Eyeonly Fuckwell will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Fuckwell throws a body kick that misses.
Supermies changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Fuckwell looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Supermies working the body and head with strikes.
Supermies lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Fuckwell down.
Fuckwell throws Supermies to one side and escapes!
Fuckwell looks to land a right hand but Supermies moved out of range.
Supermies uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Supermies takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell is looking to land body kicks.
Fuckwell moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fuckwell defending well as Supermies loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Supermies blocks it.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Supermies slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Supermies scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fuckwell doesn't seem bothered though.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Supermies on the side of the head.
Fuckwell paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Supermies misses with a hook. Fuckwell ducked under it nicely.
Supermies cracks the inside of Fuckwell's front leg.
Fuckwell misses with a double jab
and Supermies counters with a single leg into guard. Fuckwell didn't expect that.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuckwell wants to sweep here but Supermies controlling him for the moment.
Supermies makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Supermies is looking to work some ground and pound but Fuckwell has wrist control.
Supermies has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Supermies scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Supermies wants to control from the top but Fuckwell keeps moving.
Fuckwell will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fuckwell wants to stand up but Supermies is controlling him.
Supermies trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuckwell utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Supermies with a nice head shot there.
Supermies in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Supermies postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Fuckwell uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Supermies closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Supermies not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Supermies prevents Fuckwell from standing back up.
Supermies is trying to control. Fuckwell wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Supermies wants to pass the guard but Fuckwell is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Supermies scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Supermies missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Supermies connects with a nice short shot to Fuckwell's temple.
Supermies prevents Fuckwell from standing back up.
Supermies seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Fuckwell is rocked!
Fuckwell trying to control but Supermies postures up.
Oh Fuckwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Supermies landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Supermies seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Fuckwell is defending against the submission attempts here by Supermies.
Supermies is working for a kimura but Fuckwell is defending it quite comfortably.
Supermies winds up and cracks Fuckwell with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Supermies is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Fuckwell defends it well.
Supermies looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fuckwell with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Supermies scores with a big shot! Fuckwell's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Fuckwell! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simo Supermies!
An out of breath Simo Supermies thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Eyeonly Fuckwell spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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