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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Tim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tiny Tim was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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280 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
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270 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Tim!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorrila lands with a slapping head kick.
Gorrila lands a big head kick that sends Tim tumbling to the mat! Gorrila takes a step backwards and waves Tim back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Tiny Tim has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tim fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gorrila manages to avoid it.
Gorrila throws a jab but it's blocked by Tim.
Gorrila throws a lazy uppercut
and Tim counters with a nice body shot.
Gorrila scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tim is rocked!
Tim defending well as Gorrila loads up on a big left hand.
Tim is still on wobbly legs! Can Gorrila finish him?
Tim is looking to chop away at Gorrila's legs.
Tim seems to have recovered his senses.
Tim swings for the body but Gorrila moves out of range.
That kick from Gorrila tenderised Tim's leg. Tim is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gorrila is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tim ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gorrila moves away.
Gorrila defending well as Tim loads up on a big left hand.
Gorrila looks for the body kick but Tim saw that one coming.
Tim wants to slow Gorrila down by chopping away at his legs.
Tim misses with a body shot.
Tim takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tim on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Gorrila. Gorrila obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tim blocks a head kick by Gorrila.
We've been told by Gorrila's head coaches at Restricted area that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Gorrila darts in trying to clinch
and Tim counters with a stiff right hand.
Gorrila lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tim throws an overhand right that lands on Gorrila's shoulder, as Gorrila tries to avoid the shot.
Gorrila misses with a left hand
and Tim counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gorrila rushes Tim and presses him up against the cage.
A knee to the head by Gorrila.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tim.
Gorrila throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gorrila lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Gorrila blocks an uppercut.
Tim misses with the head strike.
Gorrila lands an elbow inside that Tim shrugs off.
Tim misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Tim fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tim.
Tim blocks an uppercut.
Gorrila throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Gorrila working aggressively here.
Gorrila tries to land a knee to the head but Tim blocks with his arms.
Gorrila is looking to land a big knee to finish this one. He's got control of the head and as Tim tries to break Gorrila's hands from around his neck, Gorrila unloads with that fight ending knee, right up the middle! Oh man, that was nasty! Tim will need to get back to the training room and learn how to defend against the thai clinch! Oooh, his nose is a mess. Hopefully it's not broken.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Fat Gorrila!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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