PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Akseli Ukkola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skinny Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Ukkola
vs
Man

214 cm
25
270 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
386 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Fast

Zombie Nutrition - LOD

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Akseli Ukkola!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Skinny Man!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Viktor Lagutenko and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ukkola shoots in but no luck this time.
Man fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ukkola dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on Ukkola's head and hops out.
Man throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Ukkola on the side of the head.

It looks like Akseli Ukkola has been cut.
Skinny Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ukkola fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Akseli Ukkola. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man tries to clinch up but Ukkola circles away and keeps his distance.

Man gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ukkola swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ukkola drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Man looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Ukkola takes an elbow to the temple.
Ukkola has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Man after a bit of a struggle.
Man lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Man lands an elbow inside that Ukkola shrugs off.
Man stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Man gets underhooks to prevent Ukkola's takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Man.
Ukkola is breathing heavily.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Man.
Man lands a nice elbow.

Akseli Ukkola's cut is getting worse.
Ukkola takes an elbow to the forehead.

Ukkola is rocked!
Man lands an elbow that stopped Ukkola in his tracks for a moment.
Oh Ukkola is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Akseli Ukkola's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Man gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Man creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Ukkola! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Skinny Man!
Skinny Man is the new super heavyweight champion!